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Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Excellent !

Can we divide 'Rugi by 0 please?


Dividing by zero is hard, but dividing (a) zero by zero is even more world-breaking!

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30-Jul-2020 20:13:25 - Last edited on 30-Jul-2020 20:13:41 by Kings Abbot

Scouse
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Corugi said :
Mr Scouse

Tintin is quite right, we do not sell towels. But we do sell holes. In fact you were put in charge of digging them.

Corugi said :
Scouse said :
I would like to hereby send in my resignation and leave bwians towel and grief shop on the basis that i have been left out of the managerial list.

If you rip my resignation letter up and try and tell me i can't ever leave i will find you all and smear your front doors with the meat out of a sausage skin mixed with some daddies tomato sauce and start a revolt thingy called Gwief and attack using the !!!7!!! symbols

Or you can give me some sort of recognition.....


Why, it so happens we do have an opening for some one of your skills and experience....

DIGGING HOLES!

With Peeps, in the maintenance department.

Make sure you dig 'em deep now. They are going to come in very useful later on.



Now seeing as how its been raining so much I expect those holes which have not been filled with unwanted bodies will now be full of water.

Here is a straw. Get sucking. We need those holes nice and dry. Cant have our customers complaining and wanting refunds.

Sookie Lala said :
!!!
6
!!!


You can help Scouse. There is only one straw so you will have to take turns.


Took the straw and it was the short one, my luck sucks...

Question......

Does Bwian have a brother that owns a towel shop by any chance, maybe long lost?

Much love

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01-Aug-2020 01:08:16

Trewavas
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Yes, he has a brother. He's called Roger: he's a Shrubber. He ranks as high as any in Rome, but even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period of history.

His other brother is Roderick. He's a robber. He stole Bwian's towels, hence why we don't have any.

But but...!

"Well Bwian, you've given us a good run for our money!"

Un-tru-er words have never been spoken. That was just a cunning plan to implement Bwian! Bwother Wodewick is the real thief here.

01-Aug-2020 01:23:10 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2020 01:24:42 by Trewavas

Corugi

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I turn my back for one minute and already they are planning to divide me by zero. The rapscallions.

Well, I know how to deal to that sort of threat! I will immediately convert myself into an imaginary number! Ha! Try dividing that by zero!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

01-Aug-2020 03:48:20

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
I turn my back for one minute and already they are planning to divide me by zero. The rapscallions.

Well, I know how to deal to that sort of threat! I will immediately convert myself into an imaginary number! Ha! Try dividing that by zero!


Zero is also imaginary. It 0 + 0 i All numbers are just two-dimensional with a real part and an imaginary part so every quadratic equation can be solved.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

01-Aug-2020 11:23:45

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
Also, bump.

Et tu, Trewavasus



Averia Light said :
Maybe use some of those resumes of the applicants that came in as tissue?

I wondered why the paper shredder got jammed.

Kings Abbot said :
Zero is also imaginary. It 0 + 0 i All numbers are just two-dimensional with a real part and an imaginary part so every quadratic equation can be solved.

If you are going to get all fancy pants maths on me I will set Norman Wildberger on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-wqjV6z5E
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

01-Aug-2020 12:01:29 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2020 12:09:30 by Corugi

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