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Corugi

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WE DO NOT SELL TOWELS


Got that? Good. That was very important. I am glad we have had this little chat and come to this mutual understanding.

Now, you may wonder why we dont sell towels. We fully understand that you may want to ask many questions about this apparently peculiar state of affairs. Your curiosity is perfectly natural. Your curiosity is also extremely unwelcome.

At
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop
we dont take kindly to pesky strangers sniffing around and asking too many questions. In fact we don't like strangers much at all. Its probably best that you got going now. There's the door. Please use it right now.

Come again soon!

..and best wishes from the friendly staff at
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:57:41 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2018 05:01:32 by Corugi

Corugi

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Staff List.




Here is a list of staff usually found loitering with malicious intent around Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop. If you don't set your expectations too high you may find them of some assistance. However we do not advise you to disturb them while they are breathing.

Marketing

Kings Abbot

Human Resources

Fifi La Frou

Maintenance

Peeperwop
Scouse

Supply Chain Management

Molly Weazly

Towel Folder

C a z

Tea Lady

Barsnoop

Distribution

Jack Flac

Forensic Accounting

The Ghost of Krista ( May she rest in Cyberspace )

Visual Artist and Director of Elevator Music

Trewavas

Double Agents

Sajhki7

Funeral Director

Corugi I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:02 - Last edited on 30-Sep-2018 23:19:18 by Corugi

Corugi

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Special Notice. We are an Anti-clan.

IAQTNOCA
. ( Infrequently Asked Question That No One Cares About )

What is an anti-clan?

Well actually it is much like an ordinary clan, except it is totally unlike it.

An anti-clan does not include a Citadel, ort gathering, skill plots, a clan chat, clan ranks, avatars, xp boosts, in game assistance in any shape or form, events, drama, kicks, dance floor, bank, walls, and that NPC guy who gives you a piddling amount of xp each week.

You don't actually "join" us inside the game, you just post on this thread and gain employment as one of our unhelpful shop staff. In fact you can be in a regular clan, slaving away each week in your citadel, and climbing up the rank ladder like a good little pleb, and yet also be part of our anti-clan. Its a win-win situation for no one! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:19 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2018 04:56:27 by Corugi

Corugi

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STAFF WANTED!


Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop.

Located close to Catherbye beach.

Sales experience not necessary. Familiarity with towels essential. Must enjoy digging holes to a depth of at least 6 feet.

Click the link in my signature to apply! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:27 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 06:57:13 by Corugi

Corugi

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So you want a job at
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop
?

Umm... okay...

Simply apply through the person in charge of Human Resources. Here she is. Chewing on the rat bait again. One minute please...

FiFi LaFeles said :
Recruitment


There is a strict vetting procedure, with almost impossible requirements in relation to I.Q., personal grooming standards, commitment to the cause (whatever that is) and ability to make realistic birdlike shapes from bits of paper.

Don't bother if you are riff-raff. We don't like riff-raff.

You can make an express application by placing your resume directly in the paper shredder. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:38 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2018 09:08:25 by Corugi

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THIS WEEK'S SPECIALS!


Annexation! We have successfully annexed the High Level Forums! But already they are beginning to bore us to death. It may be necessary to unannex them. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:51 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2018 06:00:03 by Corugi

Corugi

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Last week's specials.




Civil War! The clan has ascended into civil war. Again. This time its being fought through cloying good manners, mutual respect, and unequivocal courtesy. Hence its name, "The Politeness War". Without a doubt it is surely the most sickening war to have ever engulfed our normally rude and ill-tempered clan.

The toilets have been spotlessly cleaned. Fifi has annexed time. Corugi has been sold into slavery. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:58:58 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2018 12:37:05 by Corugi

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This is the Cemetery post. This is where we bury our dead. Please be respectful and keep the laughter and alcohol consumption to within unacceptable levels.



RIP all those marshmallowed to death by Nex in the great clannie hit of 2020.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:59:16 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2020 07:27:06 by Corugi

Corugi

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Staff Notices.


If you are not a member of Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop you have no business reading these staff notices. Go. Away.

Fellow staff members, I am pleased to announce that we shall be having a Boring Conference soon, in the Off Topic section of the forums. Please make sure you are suitably boring. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 01:59:23 - Last edited on 26-Aug-2018 12:14:02 by Corugi

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