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Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
I don't recall you spelling my name correctly even once!

I was away from school the day they taught spelling :(

Its all Molly's fault anyway. Somehow. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

09-Jul-2018 08:59:23 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2018 08:59:45 by Corugi

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
I don't recall you spelling my name correctly even once!

I was away from school the day they taught spelling :(

Its all Molly's fault anyway. Somehow.

I see you corrected your mistake, thank you! In return, I will advertise for Bwian's Towel and grief Shop in the Enceladus Sandwich Shop for free and just abandon it. One day, NASA or Elon Musk will find it and stumble in here. Denying towels to NASA, can you imagine it?

What happened to the slaves and all the annexed stuff from GRIEF? Did they escape, or do we have them in the backroom? It would explain the weird noises... Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

09-Jul-2018 11:14:00

FiFi LaFeles

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What happened was, he sold it all at auction and stashed the cash in a Swiss bank account.
Except for the bit he spent on getting his Alexa modified to say smutty things to him in Japanese.

And now he wants us slave for free! Like, I've got to come up with our raison d'être O_o
Seriously? It's like asking a cat to write calculus. He must be mad.

Oh, wait ....
Le Chat Guerrier

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09-Jul-2018 16:00:58

Kings Abbot

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So we lost all our slaves? Even the German forums? The mods we captured? All of it just... gone? That's depressing...

We'll capture new costumers slaves by advertising! I'll travel back to Enceladus to put lots of posters over my bankrupt sandwich shop saying stuff like 'Don't want towels? Visit Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop on planet Earth.!',
or 'The worst shop for your interstellar travel needs? Bwian's Towel and Grief is there not to please you! Third planet from this system!',
or 'Go away. Signed: Corugi, boss of Bwian's Towel and Grief shop.'. Luckily I built the shop close to the water fountain, so anyone searching there for water will find it. Enceladus is only 800 km across and would fit in any hole the size of France.

To go there and back again will take some time, if I don't encounter any traffic jams along the way I should be back by next week Friday. I can't stay in touch because my spaceship's wifi broke, and the shop's internet has been shut down because I couldn't pay for it anymore.

Just act like I'm on holiday (which I'm totally not).

Pray for my speedy return and that no Apollo 13- shit happens to me along the way. I should survive even that, Belgians are tough! We beat Brazil in football in Russia (like I care)!

Now where did I leave my towel...
Ah, there it is! All set!
So long and thanks for all the fish! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

09-Jul-2018 18:59:45

Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
Pray for my speedy return and that no Apollo 13- shit happens to me along the way.
FiFi LaFeles said :
Bloody hell, he's taken the towel.

Now what we gunna do?

Now in stock! Surface to Earth Orbit missiles!

Only available at Bwian's Towel and Grief shop! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

10-Jul-2018 09:16:20 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2018 09:17:54 by Corugi

Trewavas
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Corugi said :
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Bwian, eh?

Dear Mr Trewavas.

I am pleased to announce that your suggestion has made a major contribution to the name of our new clan.

Please consider this post to be a bump for your lyrically worthy thread.

Best regards from the cheerful and well armed staff at Bwain's Towel and Grief Shop.

Thank you, Biggus Corugus.

I shall write a song in tribute to this occasion.


Edit:

Bwian

Bwian. The Anti-Clan called 'Bwian',
It grew... grew, grew, and grew,
Grew up to be... grew up to be!
A post called 'Bwian'
A post called 'Bwian'.
He had Kings... and Frous.. and Corugs... and Flac,
This 'clan'... whose name was 'Bwian',
And it grew... grew, grew, and griefed!
Suggested by Wav,
Yes, it grew and came to be...
A towel shop called Bwian!
A towel shop called Bwian!

And their threads became annexed,
Yes, their threads became annexed,
And their graves were dug down deep.
And Gwief started to grow,
On young Bwian and shops!
They have certainly no...
No citadel for 'Bwian',
Not a clan named 'Bwian'.

And he started to Gwief!
And have none of the wiff,
And want to kill pengs!
And go out to the wild!
A thread called 'Bwian'
This thread called 'Bwian'
The thread they called 'Bwian'
This anti-clan 'Bwiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'!

-bang-

10-Jul-2018 09:54:22 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2018 14:10:27 by Trewavas

FiFi LaFeles

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Beautifully done, Wav. Despite your lack of paper folding ability I think you should be pressganged inducted into Bwian (whether you like it or not, it's not optional) in the capacity of Official Minstrel.

Please accept this bladder on a stick and small commemorative soiled towel as a gesture of our gratitude and admiration.

Can we politely ask you to empty your pockets of loose change on the way out as we're skint.
Cheers :D
Le Chat Guerrier

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10-Jul-2018 11:28:59

Trewavas
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I can hear it now: And in the frozen North of the Wilderness, they were forced to eat their Official Minstrel. And there was much rejoicing.

I mean sure, you can empty my pockets - but you won't find anything. :)

10-Jul-2018 12:41:31

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