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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Another old song:

Another Thread Bites the Dust
Parody of Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen.

Cherry posts warily on the thread,
Stress ball in her hand,
Ain't no swords, nor butts, or bobs,
Post count raring to climb,

Are you postin'? Hey, are you postin' away,
How long can the posters last on here?
Out of the forums the posters flee,
To the draw of the Tweets!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust!
And another one's gone, And another one's gone,
Another thread bites the dust!
Hey, will we get through it?
Another thread bites the dust!

How do you think the threads will last,
When only Noswords post on them?
I posted away each night and day,
Till this Reddit came along,

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
That the forums are wearing down?
Out of the forums the posters go,
To the Twittersphere oh yeah!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust!
And another one's gone, And another one's gone,
Another thread bites the dust!
Hey, will we get through it?
Another thread bites the dust!

Hey!
Oh post it!
Bite the dust!
Bite the dust!
Hey!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust oww!
Another thread bites the dust hey hey!
Another thread bites the dust eh eh!

Oh, Poster!

There are plenty of ways to kill a forum,
And grind it to the ground.
You can ignore them, you can burn them,
You can use social media and announce your updates there.
But we're ready, yes, we're ready for you,
To post on them again!
Through the doorway the posters return,
Singing along to our beat!

Another Social bites the dust!
Another Tweet bites the dust!
And another one goes, and another one goes,
Reddit bites the dust!
Hey, I'm gonna delete you too,
Another one bites the dust!

Oh poster hey hey, all right?

08-Jul-2018 03:50:03 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2020 01:10:12 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 28,499 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Write the Song
Parody of Fly the Flag, by Stiff Little Fingers.

Give me a RuneScape, that's full of life!
Give me the Gielinor way with Forum Threads!
Give me the songs to write the pa-ro-dies!
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me!

Write me a song now, about lost clans,
Free to hunt, and free to spy.
Free to kill you before you lose the peng!
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me!

I'm the Wav,
I'm no Wave!
United 'Scape!
Write the Song!

Give me a RuneScape, that's got back the threads!
A 'Scape of life, not cramped by updates!
And only the penguins get locked in the gate,
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me; Cause!

I'm the Wav,
I'm no Wave!
United 'Scape!
Write the Song!

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
I'm no Wave! (writeme-writeme)
United 'Scape! (writeme-writeme)

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
I'm no Wave! (writeme-writeme)
United 'Scape! (writeme-writeme)

Write the Song! Write the Song (writeme-writeme)

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
With my Crown! (writeme-writeme)
Clan in motion! (writeme-writeme)

Write the Song! Write the Song (writeme-writeme)

09-Jul-2018 01:24:36

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 28,499 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Welcome to the Forums
Parody of Welcome to the Jungle, by Guns n Roses.

Welcome to the Forums,
We've got songs and games,
We've got Brian threads up too, how'd do ya know his name?
We are the posters who can cook what you may need,
If you need our advice poster, we've got you covered!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!
I wanna read your posts!

Welcome to the Forums, we post here day by day,
If you read it you're gonna post,
But we have no Reddit here!
And we have chat lounge threads,
And penguin hunting too!
You can win the competition threads,
But if you don't post you won't at all!

On the Forums!
Welcome to the Forums!
Hear my, my, my son threads,
I, I wanna hear you sing!

Welcome to the Forums!
New songs up here everyday!
Ya learn ta post like a regular,
In the forums where we post.
If you got a hunger for your 'Scape,
You'll read the clan chat threads,
You can post anything you want,
But you better not break our rules!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!
I wanna read your posts!

And when you sing a 'Wav you never
Ever want it to end, to end, end, yeah!

You know where you are?
You're on the forums, poster!
You're gonna post!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your,
Keys, Keys,

In the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Feel my, my, my OpalBadge!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...

We're gonna read your posts!
Ha!

09-Jul-2018 01:47:53 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2018 22:49:22 by Trewavas

ScapeRune
Nov Member 2022

ScapeRune

Posts: 33,512 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Yea it does, I'd totally forgotten about it until I saw your thread. And I know you're just being nice when you says "nice one" because it's terrible... it's so so terrible and I cringe reading it again lol.

Btw, love your seven post count parody of seven nations army.
Cabbage? CABBAGE!

09-Jul-2018 22:55:26

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