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2014

Trewavas

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY PURPLE PENGUIN BUDDY!

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22-Sep-2020 00:36:30 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2020 00:39:28 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Breadcrumb Things

Parody of Spread Your Wings, by Queen.

Twillow was slow,
Just watching the Tweets,
Over and over again.
Knew it was time,
She'd roam out with Froud,
To find the peng friend confined.

His boss said to him,
"Boy, they'd better be in...
...so trap those peng friends all over Ardougne!
Freddie who do you think you spy for?
You should have been surging up the Elfland afar!"

Breadcrumb things and spy away,
Spy away, far away.
Breadcrumb little friends and spy away,
Spy away, far away.
Trap your pengs together
'cause you know you work together,
That's because he's a free peng!

He spends his evenings alone in his own bedroom,
Posting his lists for the threads; he'll be sleeping soon!
Wishing he was yards and yards away,
Penguins in this world, penguins, would make him grey!

Froudles was small,
Had no luck at all.
Limping came easy to her.
Penguin hunt time,
She stayed for the grind,
"This could be my peng dance!"

Her boss said to her,
"Now listen Froud,
You're always limping!
You've got to trap the penguins, they won't roam very far!
Froudles, gal, do you know where Fred's gone?
Why don't you trap pengy at the Ardyplace bar?"

So honey, breadcrumb things and spy away,
Spy away, far away.
Breadcrumb little friends and spy away,
Spy away, far away.
Trap your pengs together
'cause you know you work together,
That's because he's a free peng!

22-Sep-2020 00:36:40 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2020 00:44:48 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY PURPLE PENGUIN BUDDY!

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22-Sep-2020 00:37:27 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2020 00:40:05 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Chase Pengy

Parody of Grace Kelly, by Mika.

"I want to roam for you!"

"The last time you roamed for me Mr. Penguin you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again!"

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my beaky smile?
Am I too rocky?
Am I too toady?
Do I roam where I like?

I could be lonesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I could make you cry
Why don't you spy me?
Why don't you like spy without making me fly?

You try to spy and Chase Pengy
But his new bush was too rad
So I spied a little Freddie
I've got an entity spied!

I could be crown
I could be true
I could be islet bye
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be seen
Gonna be fairy ring floor
Why don't you spy me?
Why don't you trap me?
Why don't you close up the door!

"Trapping penguins always solves everything!"

How can I help it?
How can I help it?
How can I help what you think?
Hello, my purple
Hello, my purple
Trapping my wife in a sink
Why do you strike me?
Why do you strike me?
Why don't you move your pengs?
Could I roam wider?
Should I look older just to be approved by the Elf?

You try to spy and Chase Pengy
But his new bush was too rad
So I spied a little Freddie
I've got an entity spied!

I could be crown
I could be true
I could be islet bye
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be seen
Gonna be fairy ring floor
Why don't you spy me?
Why don't you spy me?
Close up the door!

Spy where you want to satisfy your Chuck,
But you only spy where every penguin spy you see should roam
Should roam

I could be crown
I could be true
I could be islet bye
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be seen
Gonna be fairy ring floor
Why don't you spy me?
Why don't you trap me?
Why don't you close up the door!
x2
"Freddie, you're listing!"

22-Sep-2020 13:56:16 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2020 13:58:21 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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22-Sep-2020 16:04:43 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2020 16:09:47 by Trewavas

Aug

2005

Twillow

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omgosh!!!

birthday wishes AND penguin songs! I am so blessed!

@Twillow_RS

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23-Sep-2020 13:40:52

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Anything for you, Purpleness.

23-Sep-2020 19:34:51 - Last edited on 23-Sep-2020 19:35:12 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Yak Track (part 1)
Parody of Rat Trap, by The Boomtown Rats.

There was a lot of 'Scaping going on last night.
'Scaping time for the Arch-digging-guys,
Just down past the deathworks by the Kharid-et door,
The five peng hunters were singing out songs.
The sand sieve task heat had already started,
And the pulse of the scanner had just sprung into penguins,
And song Freddie watched it under the purple arch light,
And said "Tonight of all nights, there's gonna be a fight"

Freddie just loves it living here in dino town,
He says the traps have been sprung long before he had found,
He says "Dig down the dust behind all the closed doors
And pus and grime ooze from its scale-crusted stores"
There's clueing and fishing in the Catherby docks
It's a Yak Track, Freddie, but you're already caught,
But you can make it if you want to or you need it bad enough,
You'll Dung and do skilling and you're acting kind of tough,

Anyway, it's enough of the fights, time to skill in Taverley town,
Put on your skill suit, Freddie, head to the Dig Site that's drowned,
It's only slay-and-fought with your unready sword
You don't know what's next there's gotta be more
You'd better Yak hard, hey, fall on the floor,
It's a Yak Track and it makes you fraught!

"In this town," Freddie says "Every Yakky tries to tell you what to brew"
"In this town," Freddie says "Every Yakky says you gotta unlock tools"
You light up your Magic logs, you surge from your left to your right
You click on that Yakhead and that Yakhead comes to life...
It tells you "track the track, track the track"
"Clock the track, clock the track"
"Track the track, track the track"
"Clock the track, clock the track"

25-Sep-2020 01:25:41 - Last edited on 25-Sep-2020 01:46:32 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Yak Track (part 2)
Parody of Rat Trap, by The Boomtown Rats.

Hey, Freddie, take a track, take a track, take a track
Hey, Freddie, take a track, take a track, take a track
Hey, Freddie, take a track, take a track, take a track
Hey, Freddie, take a track with me!

Oh, little Freddie's trying to climb to the top of the track,
But Skill and Kill... he's fighting, does it ever stop?
He sails on his boat, and repairs his dino street,
It's gold; a lode, but he has this track beat,
Late night with casket, he finds fifty: free!
Now is that any way for a peng friend to be?
"I'm gonna dig down in holes find myself out sieving,
Perk all the gear Jag' gives me, dig myself a little easy money"
Now, now, now

His find's dug up, he runs down the road
His hands on his tools now, coat rewarded from the track,
He finally finds Yakky down at Burthorpe: whey-hey,
And no he no skunk, it's hard to complete the tasks that he sends,
But then he rumbles on his mountain and he suddenly moos!
"It's a Yak Track, Freddie! And you've been caught!"

Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a
Yak track, you've been caught in a Yak Track!

25-Sep-2020 01:26:08 - Last edited on 25-Sep-2020 01:47:52 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

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^ Nice! Always like me some Boomtown Rats. ^_^

I just finished one about the Yak Track, too. Mine's more of a protest song than a parody.

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26-Sep-2020 23:12:15

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