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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Back On The Yak Track (sung to the tune of Back On The Chain Gang by The Pretenders)

I found a list in my pack, oh oh oh no
What hijacked my game, I pined
To a place in the past
We'd been cast out of, oh oh oh no
Now we're back to the grind
We're back Aslon Dak
Oh, back on the Yak Track

A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh no
The streams, the forums and the news of the world
Smelting more bars like a demon from hell, oh oh oh no
Threw stars in our eyes and cosmetics for size
Now we're back Aslon Dak
Oh, back on the Yak Track

The powers that be
That force us to grind like it's great
Just disappoint me
When I see what they've done to 'Scape
But I'll mine and I'll smith anyway
Knowing that deep in my mind
They'd sell us bonds all day
For skipping the grind

I found a list in my pack, oh oh oh no
Not quite the happiest day of my life
Like a break in my gameplay was just part, oh oh oh no
Of the pixel life of a RuneScape heart
Now we're back Aslon Dak
Oh, back on the Yak Track Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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26-Sep-2020 23:17:44

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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With myself finally comping, here's a repost of an older song!

Comp Cape
Parody of Love Gun, by KISS.

I really need you, compy!
I know all your stats!
Let's do the reaper we can...
Guess not!

No more group bossing, compy,
Paid 'til I die.
Comp I can make you feel, so worn!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
I pulled the coins out for my...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!

You can't forget me, Questy,
Don't try to hide!
You'll never leave me, compy,
So don't try!
I'll be a farmer, compy!
Lunar the spells!
We'll wear together, compy,
Cus-tom!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
I pulled the coins out for my...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape!

-solo-

Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape!)
Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!

03-Oct-2020 19:12:37 - Last edited on 03-Oct-2020 19:13:58 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I'm chasing dye #6 and a tooth for my Anachronia base camp. Jagex, please let me find a tooth!

I Hunt It All
Parody of I Want It All, by Queen.

Adventure seeker, on an Ardy street,
Just an alley surger, dig at his feet!
Sharman is screaming, but no time to fight.
With pain and the anger, he ports his way out.

It ain't much I'm asking, you heard me say.
Gotta find me my clue scroll: loot come my way!

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

Listen all you clue scrolls, I gather around,
I gotta find me a dye, fam', gonna sell it to the Grand!
Just give me, what I know is mine!
'Scapers do you feel me? just, gimme a sigh.

It ain't much I'm asking, I just want a tooth,
Here's to the future; for the dreams of clue scroll loot...

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

I'm a Fred with a one Track Yaked,
So much to do in one game 'sesh!
(People do you hear me?)
Not a man for bossing fights,
Surge and dies, not telling lies
So I'm hunting them all (yes, I'm hunting them all)
And I'm scanning them all (yes, I'm scanning them all)

It ain't much I'm asking: I just want a tooth,
Here's to the future; for the dreams of clue scroll loot...

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

I hunt it all, I hunt it all, I hunt it all...
...and I want it now!

And I want it... NOOOOOOOW!

I want it
I want it

09-Oct-2020 23:23:26

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Five, Six, SEVEN, Nien!
Parody of 5,6,7,8, by Steps.

It's time to begin, so count it in...
Five, Six, SEVEN, nien!

My noot sweeping pengy is driving me crazy,
My possession now a tester,
I zap for a friend.
My pengyo Romeo, a foreclosed house from Varrock lands,
Gonna hunt for pengs, better get online!
Five, six, SEVEN, nien!

My noot sweeping pengy is driving me crazy,
My possession now a tester,
I zap for a friend.
My pengyo Romeo, a foreclosed house from Varrock lands,
Gonna hunt for pengs, better get online!
Five, six, SEVEN, nien!

Foot breaking, peng faking,
Wall trapping, hall trapping,
Plat' bumping, desk thumping,
Eyes aching, hear me moan!

Peng scuffing, bush shuffling,
Pump' grinning, peng spinning,
Roaming, foaming, running,
Jumping, sliding, gliding...
Here we go!

My noot sweeping pengy is driving me crazy,
My possession now a tester,
I zap for a friend.
My pengyo Romeo, a foreclosed house from Varrock lands,
Gonna hunt for pengs, better get online!
Five, six, SEVEN, nien!

Bush pushing, penguin nooting,
Snowman twisting: no resisting,
Door slammin', barrel pining,
Two peeps with penguin friends.

Peng crate roaming, now four walling,
Good hunting, now for trapping,
Surging, finding, trapping,
Let's begin the dance again!

You're mine, you're mine now, penguin!
Gonna spy on you, so count me in...
Five, six, SEVEN, nien!

My noot sweeping pengy is driving me crazy,
My possession now a tester,
I zap for a friend.
My pengyo Romeo, a foreclosed house from Varrock lands,
Gonna hunt for pengs, better get online!
Five, six, SEVEN, nien!

x3

17-Oct-2020 01:21:11 - Last edited on 17-Oct-2020 01:22:37 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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The RuneScape Dance
(sung to the tune of The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)

We can 'Scape if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't 'Scape
And if they don't 'Scape
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can 'Scape (RuneScape!)

We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our helms to our feet
And surprise 'em with a slayer cry

I say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everything's out of control
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everybody put on your cape
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everybody's taking the chance
RuneScape dance
Oh well, the RuneScape dance
Ah yes, the RuneScape dance

We can 'Scape if we want to
We can smith and we can mine
As long as we can choose it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out fine

I say, We can 'Scape if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't 'Scape
And if they don't 'Scape
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everything is out of control
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everybody put on your cape
We can 'Scape, we can 'Scape
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the RuneScape dance
Ah yes, the RuneScape dance
Oh well, the RuneScape dance
Oh well, the RuneScape dance
Oh yes, the RuneScape dance
Oh, the RuneScape dance, yeah
Well, it's the RuneScape dance
It's the RuneScape dance
Oh, it's the RuneScape dance
Oh, it's the RuneScape dance
Oh, it's the RuneScape dance
Oh, it's the RuneScape dance Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
Save the RSOF! 278-279-95-66293045

19-Oct-2020 08:13:30

Rooh
Jan
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2006

Rooh

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Trewavas said :
You're welcome. :)

....as well as a Halloween one too!

How about an RS adaptation of "Monster Mash"? That could be fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain"

22-Oct-2020 16:43:40

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