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I was digging on the 'scape, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my penguin from his larder, began to roam
And suddenly to my surprise...

He did the bash, he did the Draynor bash,
The Draynor bash, it was a song-thread smash!
He did the bash, it caught on in a flash,
He did the bash, he did the Draynor bash!

From my laboratory in Dragonkin lands,
To the player's bedroom where the servants preen!
The ghouls all crumble in their Canifis lands,
They'll have a jolt from my sharpened scythe now!

He did the bash, he did the Draynor bash,
The Draynor bash, it was a song-thread smash!
He did the bash, it caught on in a flash,
He did the bash, he did the Draynor bash!

The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun!
The guests included Wise Man, Dracula, and his stake!

The screams were shrill', all were digging the grounds,
Muncher is new, backed by his dying Hell Hounds!
The pumpkin-penguins are about to arrive!
With their spying group, 'The Thread-Whisper Five'

The played to mash, they played to penguin mash,
The Draynor bash, it was a song-thread smash!
They played to mash, it caught on in a flash,
They played to mas, they played to penguin mash!

Out on the plains, Fred's voice did ring,
Seems he was troubled: lack of social distancing,
He opened the game and shook his device and said:
"Whatever happened to my Deathcon Event thing?"

It's now the bash, it's now the Draynor bash!
The Draynor bash, it's a manor house bash!
It's now the bash, it caught on in a flash!
It's now the bash, it's now the Draynor bash!

Now everything's new, Dray's a part of the band,
And the Draynor Bash is the talk of the threads!
For you, the playing of the bash was meant too,
When you port to Draynor, tell them Trewavas sent you!

Then you can fash', then you can Forum fash',
The Forum fash, and do my peng-hard dash!
Then you can fash', you'll catch on in a flash!
Then you can mash, then you can penguin mash!

Mash good!
Easy, Zammy, you impetuous lovin' guy,
Mash good! Grrr!