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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Skiller
(sung to the tune of Thriller by Michael Jackson)

It's close to midnight and something evil's workin' in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is skiller, skiller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's skiller, skiller night
You're fighting for XP against a killer skiller tonight

You hear the tree fall and realize there's nothing left to chop
You see the cold hand and wonder if you might as well world hop
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl
But all the while another group comes runnin' up behind
You're outta time

'Cause this is skiller, skiller night
There ain't no second chance against the beast with forty alts, girl
Skiller, skiller night
You're fighting for XP against a killer skiller tonight

Night creatures swarm
And the dead start to work as they masquerade
There's no escaping the bots and AFKers this time (they're not alive)
This is the end of the line

They're out for GP, there're botters closing in on every side
They will displace you unless you change location or your world
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on your screen
I'll make you see

That this is skiller, skiller night
'Cause I can skill you more than any bot could ever dare try
Skiller, skiller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, chiller
Skiller here tonight

'Cause this is skiller, skiller night
Girl, I can skill you more than any bot could ever dare try
Skiller, skiller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer skiller

I'm gonna skill you tonight
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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31-Oct-2020 07:28:45

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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[spooky spoken voice:]
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of gold
To AFK and stop you cold (I'm gonna skill you tonight)
And whosoever shall be found
Without a chance will feel let down
Better to face the hounds of hell
Or hack and slash a corpse's shell

I'm gonna skill you tonight
Skiller, skiller
Skiller, oh darlin'
I'm gonna skill you tonight
Skiller, skiller night, babe
Skiller, oh darlin', oh baby
Skiller night, babe
Skiller night, babe

[spooky spoken voice:]
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand alts
And bloody bots forever loom
They're closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight for resources
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the skiller

[maniacal laughter]
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
Save the RSOF! 278-279-95-66293045

31-Oct-2020 07:33:37

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