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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps' house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps' house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps' house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

07-Nov-2020 00:35:56 - Last edited on 13-Nov-2020 12:11:06 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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God Wars Two
Parody of Waterloo, by ABBA.

My, my
At God Wars Two my avatar surrendered!
Oh, yeah!
And I have trained my killing skills in quite a similar way,
My lorehound book on my shelf,
Won't simply be completing itself!

God Wars Two! I was defeated by firewalls!
God Wars Two! Promised to surge through for ever more!
God Wars Two! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
God Wars Two! Knowing my only pet was won from you!
God Wars Two! Finally facing my God Wars Two!

My, My!
I tried to fight 'em back but they were stronger!
Oh, yeah!
And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight!
And how could I ever defuse?
I train with the twins but I'm bruised!

God Wars Two! I was defeated by firewalls!
God Wars Two! Promised to surge through for ever more!
God Wars Two! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
God Wars Two! Knowing my only pet was won from you!
God Wars Two! Finally facing my God Wars Two!

And how could I ever defuse?
I train with the twins but I'm bruised!

God Wars Two! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
God Wars Two! Knowing my only pet was won from you!
Woah, Woah, Woah
God Wars Two! Finally facing my God Wars Two!
God Wars Two! Knowing my only pet was won from you!
God Wars Two! Finally facing my God Wars Two!

10-Nov-2020 22:38:34 - Last edited on 10-Nov-2020 22:39:10 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Never believe you can't post on the penguin thread to tell us about your penguin adventures! <3

It's Magic
Parody of It's Magic, by Pilot.

Oh, ho, ho,
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell
Oh, ho, ho,
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell

Never seen a peng-cake,
Never seen a peng ache!
Preening in my crown now in the morning,
Lazy day with bread, music on my thread,
Crazy rhyming singing in the Wildy's light!

Oh, ho, ho,
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell

I love my penguin day,
Roaming out far away!
Posting with my
Twillow
in the morning!
Never seen a peng-cake,
Never seen a peng ache!
Crazy rhyming singing in the Wildy's light!

Oh, ho, ho,
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell
It's magic, your spell
Never believe you can't tell

12-Nov-2020 14:26:10

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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I Wanna Play Some RuneScape
(sung to the tune of I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones)

Forty-forty-forty eight hours to go
I wanna play some RuneScape
Something to do somewhere to go-o-oh
I wanna play some RuneScape

Just get me to a laptop, no time to explain
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no uh-oh uh-oh

Forty-forty-forty two hours to go
I wanna play some RuneScape
Something to do somewhere to go-o-oh
I wanna play some RuneScape

Just get me to a laptop, no time to explain
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no uh-oh uh-oh

Thirty-thirty-thirty six hours to go
I wanna play some RuneScape
Something to do somewhere to go-o-oh
I wanna play some RuneScape

Just let me spend some oddments, pulse cores running low
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no uh-oh uh-oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna play some RuneScape
Something to do somewhere to go-o-oh
I wanna play some RuneScape

Just let me spend some oddments, pulse cores running low
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no uh-oh uh-oh

Bah bah bah bah, bah bah BXP, I wanna play some RuneScape
Bah bah bah bah, bah bah BXP, I wanna play some RuneScape
Bah bah bah bah, bah bah BXP, I wanna play some RuneScape
Bah bah bah bah, bah bah BXP, I wanna play some RuneScape
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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13-Nov-2020 08:16:28

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