A new method of training construction requires a new song!
Hammer to Call
Parody of Hammer to Fall, by Queen
Here we build,
In Varrock's hall,
NPC won't care at all!
Make the bed,
Sight the light,
Compy Capies won't be worn tonight, yeah!
You don't waste no time at all...
Don't build a shelve, but you answer the call.
It sums up you on free-land sprawl,
Yeah, we're just waiting for the hammer to call, yeah!
Oh, every site, on Varrock's grey,
A little piece of you is building away!
Let's all face, the Draynor way, maybe!
Build-up houses as their city decays, yeah!
Toe the line and play the game,
Yeah, let the plank-holder cover it all,
'Till the day they yell your name,
You know it's time for the hammer to fall!
Rich or poor or famous,
Your contract's all the same!
"Oh no, oh no!"
Oh, built your door but rain is pouring through your window pane!
"Oh no...!"
Varry, now your contract's are your bane!
For peeps who grew up fearing house,
In the shadow of the Draynor shroud,
Convinced their contracts would be heard,
And just wanna scream it louder and louder and louder...
What's that spell; your plank make lore?
Ah, just build harder and it'll be done for the call,
You ain't got time to train your prayer,
While you're waiting for the hammer to,
Hammer to call!
Hey! Yes!
It's going to call, yes!
Hammer!
You know,
Yeah!
Hammer to call!
Hammer,
Yeah!
Waiting for the hammer to call, save me!
While you're waiting for the hammer to call!
Sing it for me one more time!
14-Nov-2020 18:46:10
