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12 Days of Fredmas #1

Christmas Time, (Don't let the Pengs Roam)
Parody of Christmas Time, (Don't Let the Bells End), by The Darkness.

Playing RuneScape with Purp'
And the pengs we despise over thread chats
With Froud
On the mid-weeking day
Of the Twelfth month
The penguins are roaming...wearing men!

How we shout out
When snowmen roam in 'Scape
That we can scan!

Don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, just let them spy in peace

Well, the Freddie is cool
And the reset of pengs chills your heart
And it still hurts
You've got your device
Spent the best part of last year hunting pengs
And they still hide

So, that's why we hunt
Each and every RuneScaping day
That we can scan!

Don't let the pengs win
Christmas time, just let them spy in peace

Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam

Curse underneath, the willow tree leaf
When you can't see
They hid away, in Mort Myre swamp
Now, how the hell you gonna trap it in the keep?

Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, just let them spy in peace

Christmas time, -come on, Twil'!- don't let the pengs roam
Christmas time, don't let the pengs roam

30-Nov-2020 23:55:59 - Last edited on 08-Dec-2020 16:21:17 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #2

I Wish I Could Play RuneScape Everyday

Parody of I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday, by Wizzard.

Are you ready RuneyScapers? (Yeah)

When the snowman starts to roam
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you search out for your peng
Quickly note it on your thread
Don't you open the doors
You know that sweet Party Hats are on the way

Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
With the fires burning and the scan device for pengs!
Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
Let the spells splash out for RuneScape

When we're hunting in the park
Don'tcha know that Draynor is so dark?
Then your miner's hat is gonna light my Manor Way
Now the frosty imps appear
And they're frozen up with cheer
So we'll lie in the Myre
Till the surge simply slides us all the way

Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
With the fires burning and the scan device for pengs!
Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
Let the spells splash out for RuneScape

When the snowman starts to roam (when the snowman starts to roam)
Well he just might like to know (he just might like to know)
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

So if Santa brings that sleigh (Santa brings that sleigh)
All around the Varrock grey (along the Varrock grey)
I'll sign my name in the fire lines just outside the bank
Then he may decide to stay

Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
With the fires burning and the scan device for pengs!
Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
Let the spells splash out for RuneScape

Okay you lot, take it!
Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
With the fires burning and the scan device for pengs!
Oh well I wish I could play RuneScape everyday
Let the spells splash out for RuneScape

Why don't you give your love for RuneScape

02-Dec-2020 10:19:08 - Last edited on 08-Dec-2020 16:26:35 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #3

Last

Christmas

Parody of Last Christmas, by Wham!

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

Once herded and twice spied
He roams for distance
And I'll still catch and sigh
Tell me, pengy
Do you recogniSe me?
Well, to find a bear now
You can just surge for me
I trapped it up and post it
With a note saying "thank you!" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if he broke free now I know he'd break free right again!

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

A crowded wall, friends with tired eyes
I'm searching for you, and your disguise of ice
My peng, I thought you would stay trapped at home
Me? I guess I need a purple to cry on.

A face of a penguin is peaking straight out
A man under cover but you're only roaming scouts
Now I've done a real shove
I know you'll never fool me again

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

Last Christmas I gave you a peng,
But the very next day, he ran right away...
This year, to save me from fears,
I'll trap it with someone special.

A face of a penguin is peaking straight out
A man under cover but you're only roaming scouts
Now I've done a real shove
I know you'll never fool me again

03-Dec-2020 10:18:09 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2020 10:55:28 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #4

Varry C

hristm

as, Eve

rybody!

Parody of Merry Christmas, Everybody, by Slade.

Are you thieving from a stocking on the wall?
It's the time that every Santa Hat is worn.
Do ya hunt a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he crash land on his sleigh?
Do the traders keep him staying for the day?

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums!
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

Are you waiting for your clannies to arrive?
Are you sure we've got the room to spare inside?
Does the King man always tell ya, that the beacons are not lit?
And the pengs ain't rock and crating in that kit!

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums!
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

What will the guards do when they see your picking pocket paws on guards?
Ah-Ah!

Are you thieving from a stocking on the wall?
Are you hoping that they program snow to fall?
Do you ride on down the streetside, on a board that you have claimed?
When you surge out on the streets into a sleigh!

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums!
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums!
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums,
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

So, here it is Varry Christmas,
Everybody's trading sums!
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Look to sewer now,
It's only just a dungeon!

04-Dec-2020 00:32:32 - Last edited on 08-Dec-2020 16:28:38 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #5

W

onderful

T

hreadmastime

Parody of Wonderful Christmas Time, by Paul McCartney and Wings.

The dude who writes,
The parodies up,
We'll read tonight...
And that's for fun!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!

The poster's on,
The forum's cheer,
That always comes,
All times of year!

Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!

The choir of Tre-war-vus sing their song.
Sing song, Sing song,
Sing song, sing ooo,
Ooo ooo noot-noot noot-noot noot-noot!

We're simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!

The song is out,
About the thread,
A gift of class,
Ah don't you frown!

Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!

The choir of Tre-war-vus sing their song,
They practiced all year long!
Sing song, Sing song...
Sing song, Sing song...
Sing song, Sing song, song, song, song, song!

The forum's on,
The posts are up,
We'll 'Scape tonight,
And that's enough!

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime!

The dude who writes,
The parodies up,
We'll read tonight...
And that's for fun!

We're simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!
Simply having a wonderful Threadmastime!

Oh oh!
Threadmastime!

04-Dec-2020 21:40:08 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2020 01:02:41 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #6

Tank
, prod
it's
Chri
stmas

Parody of Thank God it's Christmas, by Queen.

Oh, my glove,
We've had our share of fears.
Oh, my spends,
We've had our Corps and spears.
Oh, my spends,
It's been a long, hard year.
But now it's Christmas!
Yes, it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!

The moon and stars will set this skybox right,
Let's voke,
The loots will make this Christmas night!
My friend, we're twirled,
We'll share the loots alright?
Because it's Christmas!
Yes, it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
For...
One...
Night!

Tank, prod it's Christmas, yeah!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Can it be Christmas?
Let it be Christmas!
Every day!

Oh, my glove,
We strive in troubled days!
Oh, my spend,
We have such painless days!
All my friends.
On this boss day of days,
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Yes, it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
For...
One...
Pray!

Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Yes, it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Ooh yeah!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
Yes yes yes yes it's Christmas!
Tank, prod it's Christmas!
For...
One...
Pray!

Christmas, a very merry Christmas to you all

04-Dec-2020 21:40:26 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2020 00:58:10 by Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #7

Chopin' Around the Willow Tree

Parody of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, by Brenda Lee.

Choppin' around the Willow tree,
At the Draynor party chop!
Garlic cloves strung where you can see,
Every 'Scaper tries to chop!
Choppin' around the Willow tree,
Let the Willow's spirit sing!
Later we'll have some onions fried,
And we'll do some Slaying!

You will get a sentimental feeling when you're here,
Vampire screaming, avoid the folly,
Wreck the halls with vows of glory!
Choppin' around the Willow tree,
Have a happy banking run!
Everyone choppin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way!

You will get a sentimental feeling when you're here,
Vampire screaming, avoid the folly,
Wreck the halls with vows of glory!
Choppin' around the Willow tree,
Have a happy banking run!
Everyone choppin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way!

04-Dec-2020 21:40:53 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2020 09:34:57 by Trewavas

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2014

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12 Days of Fredmas #8

Graador the Green-Nosed Killer
Parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, by Gene Autry.

You know Arraxi and Arraxor, Kree'arra and K'ril,
Nex and Zilyana and Dragon and Warden
But do you recall,
The greatest killer of all?

Graador the green-nosed killer,
Had a very pointy nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it grows!

All of the paying humans,
Used to kill and play RuneScape games,
They never let poor Graador,
Join in any goblin games!

Then one dying instance ye,
Bandos came to say:
"Graador with your nose so slight,
Won't you take my name tonight?"

Then how the players loved him,
As they shouted incorrectly!
"Bandos the green nosed goblin,
You'll go down in misery!"

Graador the green-nosed killer,
Had a very pointy nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it grows!

All of the paying humans,
Used to kill and play RuneScape games,
They never let poor Graador,
Join in any goblin games!

Then one dying instance ye,
Bandos came to say:
"Graador with your nose so slight,
Won't you take my name tonight?"

Then how the players loved him,
As they shouted incorrectly!
"Bandos the green nosed killer,
You'll go down in misery!"

04-Dec-2020 21:41:23 - Last edited on 08-Dec-2020 10:58:07 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #9

Knight Christmas
Parody of White Christmas, by Mantovani.

I'm fighting for a knight Christmas,
Just like the ones we used to throw.
Where sword hilts glisten,
With knights like Tristen,
To hear, death calls with the crow, the crow...

Said, I'm fighting for a knight Christmas,
With every roaming bossing feind I fight,
May your graze, may your graze, may your graze,
Be scary and bright!
And may all your Christmases be fought!

I'm fighting for a knight Christmas,
Just like the ones we used to throw.
Where sword hilts glisten,
With knights like Tristen,
To hear, death calls with the crow, oh!

Said, I'm fighting for a knight Christmas,
With every roaming bossing feind I fight,
May your graze, may your graze, may your graze,
Be scary and bright!
And may all your Christmases be fought!

Said, I'm fighting for a knight Christmas,
With every roaming bossing fiend I fight,
May your graze be scary and bright!
And may all your Christmases be fought!

04-Dec-2020 21:41:33 - Last edited on 23-Dec-2020 10:12:28 by Trewavas

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2014

Trewavas

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12 Days of Fredmas #10

Penguin

Shell

Rock

Parody of Jingle Bell Rock, by Bobby Helms.

Penguin shell, penguin shell, penguin shell rock,
Penguin shells bling and jingle bells ping.
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun,
Now the penguin bop has begun!

Penguin shell, penguin shell, penguin shell rock,
Penguin shells mime in penguin shell crime.
Dancin' and prancin' in Varrock shop square,
In the frosty air!

What a blight time, it's the right time...
To roam the night away!
Penguin shell time is our spell time,
To go zappin' in a one-trap stay!

Buddy-up penguin hunter pick up your plat,
Penguin around the dock.
Kicks and a-tingle in the penguinin' feet,
That's the penguin shell rock!

Penguin shell, penguin shell, penguin shell rock,
Penguin shells mime in penguin shell crime.
Dancin' and prancin' in Varrock shop square,
In the frosty air!

What a blight time, it's the right time...
To roam the night away!
Penguin shell time is our spell time,
To go zappin' in a one-trap stay!

Buddy-up penguin hunter pick up your plat,
Penguin around the dock.
Kicks and a-tingle in the penguinin' feet,
That's the penguin shell
That's the penguin shell
That's the penguin shell rock!

04-Dec-2020 21:41:52 - Last edited on 10-Dec-2020 16:48:21 by Trewavas

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