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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Father Jagex
(sung to the tune of Father Christmas by The Kinks)

When I was small, I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents, and I'd be glad
But the last time I played Father Jagex
I stood outside of The Grand Exchange
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
It was truly both sad and strange
They said

Father Jagex, give us some GP
Don't mess around with your MTX
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your gold so don't make us more vexed
Give all the fails to the little rich whales

Don't give my brother a cosmetic outfit
Don't give my sister some member trash
We don't want your small stars or oddments-style currency
We only want the cold hard cash

Father Jagex, give us some GP
We'll beat you up if you make us more vexed
Father Jagex, give us some GP
Don't mess around with your MTX

Give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
He does the best that he can
But if you've got one, I'll have a hand cannon
So I can scare all the noobs in the clan

Father Jagex, give us some GP
We got no time for your MTX
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your gold so don't make us more vexed
Give all the fails to the little rich whales

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothing
While you're drinking your mulled wine

Father Jagex, give us some GP
We got no time for your MTX
Father Jagex, please hand it over
We'll beat you up so don't make us more vexed
Father Jagex, give us some GP
Don't mess around with your MTX
Beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your gold so don't make us more vexed
Give all the fails to the little rich whales Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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24-Dec-2021 10:21:42

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Aslon Dak said :
I enjoyed your latest song, Trewavas. It's certainly better than the actual hunt for the golden dunce cap! :P However, I have to admit I was not familiar with the original song you borrowed from, which is quite unusual for me. It's from the late 90's, I believe.

Are you going to be posting a new holiday tune for Christmas? I will be doing so soon! ^_^
Yes. The song is a fairly rubbish (albeit catchy) song from the late 90s. Generations of British kids will remember going to school parties and hearing it, all while seeing that overly quiet teacher rocking out to it...

Unfortunately, I have had too much on my plate to really sit down and think of one. Saving the world is a tricky business you know. ;3

If you start here , you'll be able to see my twelve songs from last year. Okay, I know the period I posted them in doesn't count as the twelve days of Christmas, but it was done as a festive gesture. :)

28-Dec-2021 20:38:49 - Last edited on 28-Dec-2021 20:46:19 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Message On The Forums
(sung to the tune of Message In A Bottle by The Police)

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than anyone could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Message on the forums, yeah

Message on the forums, yeah

A week has passed since I wrote my post
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
'Scape can mend your life, but 'Scape can break your heart

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Message on the forums, yeah
Message on the forums, yeah
Oh, message on the forums, yeah
Message on the forums, yeah

Logged on this morning, I don't believe what I read
Hundred nice responses posted to my thread
Seems I'm not alone in being alone
Hundred RuneScape forumers looking for a home

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Message on the forums, yeah
Message on the forums, yeah
Message on the forums, woah
Message on the forums, yeah

Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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28-Jan-2022 20:37:56

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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This next song has a special connection to me and someone special to me.

Happy Birthday Kristen! <3

Congrats on getting your 10-year veteran cape as well. :)

Of all the songs I could have chosen, I know you know why I had to dedicate this one to you.

Can you believe it has been 10 years since I convinced you to try RS for yourself?! O_o

Thanks for forgiving me for that. :P Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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28-Feb-2022 07:31:17

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