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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Asgarnia
(sung to the tune of Australia by The Shins)

"Time to put the membership on?"
"No!"

La la la la
La la la la
Laaaaaaa
La la la la

(Born to) Born to gain XP
Born to gaze upon GP
All you want's one more Saturday
Well look here until then
They gonna buy your life's time
So keep your drink in your hand and your feet out of fetters
'Til the day we log in to play RuneScape
We all raise skills by ourselves
And your shape in the dungeons
Will have me thinking such thoughts you'll catch my eyes

You'd be damned to be one of us, girl
Faced with a 'Scaper's conundrum
I feel like I could just fly
But nothing happens every time I try

Woo, ooh!

A dragon's head on the wall
The selfless noob who hoped he'd save us all
Never dreamt of such skillful hands
You'll keep 'em crafting gems and gold
Or raise them up to fight so bold
Zaros will just hold you down
With the tips of his fingers just the same

Well, you'll escape from the ocean
Almost a minute too late
Be changed by a potion
And find a handsome young mate for you to love

You'll be damned to mining, smithing, and much more, you'll see
You'll trade your life for earning lots of XP
Well, do it now or grow old
Your adventures only need a week or two to unfold

Been alone since you were twenty-one
You haven't laughed since January
You try and make like this is so much fun
But we know it to be quite contrary

La la la la la la la

Dare to be one of us, girl
Faced with the 'Scaper's conundrum
I felt like I should just cry
But nothing happens every time I take one on the chin
You're beauty with sharp blades you don't know how long I've been
Watching the lantern dim starved of oxygen
So give me your hand and let's jump into RuneScape

La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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28-Feb-2022 07:32:39

KristenThyss

KristenThyss

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Aslon Dak said :
This next song has a special connection to me and someone special to me.

Happy Birthday Kristen! <3

Congrats on getting your 10-year veteran cape as well. :)

Of all the songs I could have chosen, I know you know why I had to dedicate this one to you.

Can you believe it has been 10 years since I convinced you to try RS for yourself?! O_o

Thanks for forgiving me for that. :P


Thank you babe! The song is perfect!!

Just for you, I will even overlook the slight against The Empty Lord. :D

10 years...yeah, I didn't expect that either.

Just when I think you cannot surprise me anymore, somehow you do! <3
All hail The Empty Lord!

28-Feb-2022 22:35:57

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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The RuneScape
(sung to the tune of The Reflex by Duran Duran)

The RuneScape
The RuneScape
The RuneScape
The RuneScape ('Scape, 'Scape, 'Scape, 'Scape, 'Scape)

I've gone too far, I guess
But I'm skilling out here, more or less
I tell you somebody's fooling around
With my chances in The Wilderness
I'll cross that wall when I find it
Another day to make my stand, oh whoa
Fight time is no time for deciding
If I should find a helping hand, oh whoa

Why don't you gain them?
Try not to strain them
Buy skills? No, train them

Oh why don't you gain them?
Try not to strain them
Buy skills? No, train them

The RuneScape is a lonely child, he's waiting by the park
The RuneScape is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And spinning to win lucky items, isn't that bizarre?
Every little thing the RuneScape does
Leaves you answered with a question mark

I'm still in-game and I want to log off
But they won't slow down the grindabout
I sold the Santa and the partyhat
Don't want to be around when this gets out

So why don't you gain them?
Try not to strain them
Buy skills? No, train them

Why-ay-ay-ay-ah wh-why why-ay-ah
Why-ay-ay-ay-ah wh-why why-ay-ah
Why-ay-ay-ay-ah don't you gain them?

The RuneScape is a lonely child, he's waiting in the park
The RuneScape is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And spinning to win lucky items, isn't that bizarre?
Every little thing the RuneScape does
Leaves an answer with a question mark

RuneScape

So why-ay-ay-ay-ah don't you gain them?
Try not to strain them
Buy skills? No, train them

The RuneScape is a lonely child, he's waiting by the park
The RuneScape is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And spinning to win lucky items, isn't that bizarre?
Every little thing the RuneScape does
Leaves me answered with a question mark

Ahh, the RuneScape what a game, he's buying pre-paid cards
The RuneScape is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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06-May-2022 20:19:21

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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RuneScape (Is Made Of This)
(sung to the tune of Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics)

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to play you
Some of them want to get played by you
Some of them want to PK you
Some of them want to be PK'ed

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

Hold your head up
Keep your head up, skillin' on
Hold your head up, skillin' on
Keep your head up, skillin' on
Hold your head up, skillin' on
Keep your head up, skillin' on
Hold your head up, skillin' on
Keep your head up

Some of them want to play you
Some of them want to get played by you
Some of them want to PK you
Some of them want to be PK'ed

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something

RuneScape is made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and I gain XP
Everybody's looking for something
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
Save the RSOF! 278-279-95-66293045

09-May-2022 10:14:50

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Twillow
had a request...

Welcome to the Forums
Parody of Welcome to the Jungle, by Guns n' Roses

Welcome to the forums, we've got forum games,
We've got everything you want, how do you know the names?
We've got greenies who can post, wherever they may like
If you got some money, poster, it's the trading threads you need!

On the forums, welcome to the forums!
Watch people post for their sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ny badge, badge
Oh, I wanna watch you read!

Welcome to the forums, we post here day by day,
You learn to post like an animal in the game threads where you play,
If you got a hunger for the badge you need, you'll get it eventually
You can post anything you want but you better not break da rulez!

On the forums, welcome to the forums!
Watch people post for their sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ny badge, badge
Oh, I wanna watch you read!

When your posts are high and you never ever want the count to slow down, slow down, slow down...

You know where you are?
You're on the forumz, matey..., you're going to sigh.....

On the forums, welcome to the forums!
Watch people post for their sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ny badge, badge!

On the forums, welcome to the forums!
Feel my, my, my saphire badge...

Forums, welcome to the forums!
Watch people post for their sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ny badge, badge!

Down on the forums, welcome to the forums
Watch it bring you to your
They're gonna run you down...

08-Aug-2022 17:27:58 - Last edited on 08-Aug-2022 17:28:50 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Kings Abbot said :


Aslon Dak said :

Every little thing the RuneScape does
Leaves me answered with a question mark


Pure gold!

I forgot about the cow in the Eurythmics video clip...


Thank you, Kings Abbot. :)

Maybe that's a Lumbridge cow in that video. I don't believe the cow had a gold charm. ;) :P
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
Save the RSOF! 278-279-95-66293045

12-Aug-2022 07:19:02

Seasons Past

Seasons Past

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I stumbled upon this thread and wanted to get in on the parodying. I couldn’t fit it all in one post so am posting it in two parts.


Newb Fight
(Parody of “So What”, by P!nk)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na (x2)

I guess they just left the dungeon
I don’t know where they went
So I’m gonna take their money
I’m not gonna let them RIP
I got a brand new attitude
And I’m gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, I wanna start a fight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, I wanna start a fight

So, so what? I'm still a Rocnar
You’re not my boss room
And I don't need you
And guess what? I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a newb, so
So what? I am a Rocnar
I got my boss room
And I don't want you tonight


(Continued below)
Spirit of Forinthry ~ Runecrafting: Magic Armour ~ F2P Extensions ~ Dragon Slayer improvements ~ New Player Experience

03-Oct-2022 07:05:59

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