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Seasons Past

Seasons Past

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Uh, check my door, uh

The butler just took my cape off
And gave it to one of the guests
I guess I'll equip this godsword
At least I know how to hit
What if they come back with dark bows?
Then somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
The guests’ll start a fight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, they’re gonna start a fight
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, we're all gonna get in a fight

So, so what? I’m still a Rocnar
You shot the wrong noob
And I don’t need you
And guess what? I’m havin’ more fun
That ammunition
Is runnin’ low too, tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you’re a newb, so
Newb, fight! I am a Rocnar
I got my boss room
And I don’t want you tonight

You weren't prepared, you never were
You want that gold, but that's not fair
I made you fight, I gave my all
You weren't on guard, you let it fall

So, so what? I'm still a Rocnar
You brought the wrong runes
And I don't need you
And guess what? I'm packin' more punch
And now those hitpoints
Are runnin’ low too, tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're Confused, so
Newb, fight! I am a Rocnar
I got my boss room
And I don't want you tonight

No, no
No, no
I don't want you tonight
You weren't prepared

I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're the newb, so
Newb, fight! I am a Rocnar
I got my boss room
And I don't want you tonight

Woo-hoo
Ba-da-da-da-da-da Spirit of Forinthry ~ Runecrafting: Magic Armour ~ F2P Extensions ~ Dragon Slayer improvements ~ New Player Experience

03-Oct-2022 07:10:29

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Epic job, Seasons Past! Thanks for joining in on the fun. :)

My annual Halloween song is ready to be posted. As was the case with last year's Welcome To The Wildy, this year's scary song is about The Wilderness. The title character is a female player killer who may look lovely, but is quite lethal. Watch out, boy! ;)

Of course, this is a period piece - set during the days when PK'ing was a thing.

With apologies to Daryl Hall and John Oates, I now present: PK'er! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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31-Oct-2022 08:35:44

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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PK'er
(sung to the tune of Maneater by Daryl Hall and John Oates)

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's coming for you and her eyes are on the score

So many have paid to see
What you think you'll get out for free?
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're looking to skill
You ain't gonna get too far

(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll mess you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a PK'er
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll mess you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a PK'er

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really send you to respawn
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but the beast will make you gone

(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll mess you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a PK'er
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll mess you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a PK'er

Ooooh
(Whoa here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy she'll mess you up
(Whoa here she comes)
(Watch out)
She's a PK'er
(Whoa here she comes)
(She's a PK'er)
Ooh, she'll mess you up
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a PK'er
(Oh here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a PK'er
(Oh here she comes)
(She's a PK'er)
The woman is wild ooooh
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Oh here she's comes)
Yeah yeah the PK'er
(Oh here she comes)
She's a PK'er
She's watching and waiting ooh
(Oh here she comes)
Oh she's a PK'er Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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31-Oct-2022 08:40:05

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Trewavas said :
Nice songs! :)

Nice to see you here, Seasons, and it's good to see an Aslon song. Is it about a forum female friend by any chance? :p

Thanks! No, the song was not about a certain female 'Scaper in particular.

Although she might argue to the contrary. :P


Well, it took longer than I expected, but I finally finished my RS song in honor of Pat Benatar being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (finally!) two weekends ago.

With apologies to Pat, I now present: 'Scape Is A Battlefield! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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20-Nov-2022 05:47:16

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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'Scape Is A Battlefield
(sung to the tune of Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar)

We are young
Weapon to weapon we stand
No promises, no demands
'Scape is a battlefield

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' The Wild for so long
Both of us knowing
'Scape is a battlefield

You're beggin' me to go then makin' me stay
Why do you fear me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best fight you've had?
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by my pride and I'm not on your side

We are young
Weapon to weapon we stand
No promises, no demands
'Scape is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' The Wild for so long
Both of us knowing
'Scape is a battlefield

We're losing control
Will you soon run away or hurt me deep inside?
And when all this gets old, will it still feel the same?
There's no way this will die
But if you get much weaker, I could lose control
And if you lie defeated, your loot I will hold

We are young
Weapon to weapon we stand
No promises, no demands
'Scape is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' The Wild for so long
Both of us knowing
'Scape is a battlefield Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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20-Nov-2022 05:49:27

KristenThyss

KristenThyss

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Aslon Dak said :
Trewavas said :
Nice songs! :)

Nice to see you here, Seasons, and it's good to see an Aslon song. Is it about a forum female friend by any chance? :p

Thanks! No, the song was not about a certain female 'Scaper in particular.

Although she might argue to the contrary. :P


Hehehe. :P

I don't PK though.

...as far as anyone knows, at least. Dead men tell no tales. ;)


Good job on the song, babe. :) All hail The Empty Lord!

21-Nov-2022 21:43:15

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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For some reason, I can imagine the monks of Entrana singing harmonies to that song.. :p

Nice one!

Aslon Dak said :
Thanks! No, the song was not about a certain female 'Scaper in particular.
I see! But I will still tell myself it is! :P

KristenThyss said :
Good job on the song, babe. :)
Awwwww! Even killers have hearts!

26-Nov-2022 13:15:29

SlR

SlR

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Smells like Tears of Guthix
(Sung to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

With the lights out, it IS dangerous
Take a light-source, entertain her
Feeling lazy? do a weekly!
Hey ho, lets go, tears of guthix...

Level, Level, Level, my low
Level, Level, Level, my low
Level, Level, Level, my low
Level, Level, Level...

" repeats

A games necklace, a light creature, a quest story, my libido (?)
Yeah, hey!
Yay!

" repeats Bob says:
A bank PIN will keep your items secure.
Always check the second trade screen.
Never trade in the Wilderness!
Keep your computer keylogger-free and virus scanned.
Never give your password out to anyone.

26-Nov-2022 20:06:35 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2022 20:08:12 by SlR

Mr Brushie

Mr Brushie

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Original song: One Night in Bangkok


ONE NIGHT IN VARROCK

Varrock, Misthalin setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the PKing world
In a show with everything but Andy Gower

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Blue Moon Inn had the Phoenix boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Falador or the Yanille or Lumbridge or
Or this place!


One night in Varrock and Gielinor's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every God Wars dungeon
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel Saradomin 'porting in beside me


One town's very like another
When your jangling around your gold pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the G.E., not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, potions, herbs, gin
Some are set up in the Dancing Donkey inn

Get pwned, you're talking to a scammer
Whose every word lacks proper grammar
I get my kills above the Wilderness, sunshine


One night in Varrock makes an ironman crumble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Varrock and the tough PKers tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel Zamorak walking next to me


Priff's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of skilling fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy River Lum or reclining Sliske

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the pures we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your guilds, your flipping
Your quest guides

One night in Varrock and Gielinor's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every God Wars dungeon
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel Saradomin 'porting in beside me

01-Dec-2022 02:14:31

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