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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Happy Halloween, 'Scapers! :)

No tricks, just a treat - my traditional RS Halloween-themed song for this year.

Imagine if there was a quick-response team that could eliminate bots as soon as they began their botting activities. You report a bot and BOOM! A team member appears in-game and blasts the bot to smithereens.

Who you gonna call? Botbusters!

Apologies to Ray Parker, Jr. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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31-Oct-2023 09:35:19

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Botbusters
(sung to the tune of Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr.)

(Botbusters!)
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

If it's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
I ain't 'fraid of no bot

If you're seeing things
Running through your game
Who can you call?
(Botbusters!)

Some unspeakable names
And they look the same
Oh, who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no bot

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Botbusters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Ooh, I hear it likes GP
I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Mmm, if you've seen a lot of a
Freaky bot, baby
You better call
(Botbusters!)
Ow!

[instrumental]

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't 'fraid of no bot
Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no bot

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Botbusters!)
When it comes for your ore
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Botbusters!)
Oh!

Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Uh, think you better call
(Botbusters!)
Ha-ha, who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Louder!
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Who can you call?
(Botbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Botbusters!)
Uh, it likes XP too
(Botbusters!) Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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31-Oct-2023 09:36:04

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Merry Christmas 'Scapers! :)

On this Christmas Eve, I am posting my annual RuneScape holiday song.

Any similarities between these lyrics and any Christmas event which may be currently underway in RuneScape are purely intentional.

With apologies to Paul McCartney, I now present: Gielinor Christmastime! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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25-Dec-2023 00:34:46

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Gielinor Christmastime
(sung to the tune of Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney)

Another week
Another buff
We craft and fish
Is that enough?

Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

The party's on
But not for thee
No purple gifts
For F2P

Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

The choir of snow imps sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding

We're simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

The quest is out
To lift the mood
Of towns that doubt
Oh, and have some food

Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

The choir of snow imps sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

The party's on
But not for thee
No purple gifts
For F2P

Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
We're simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

Another week
Another buff
We craft and fish
Oh, is that enough?

We're simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime
Simply having a Gielinor Christmastime

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Christmastime Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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25-Dec-2023 00:38:55

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Yes, there are still songs to post!

With the RSOF - and us forum folk - being completely abandoned by Jagex, it felt like the right time to finish working on this one. It's the tale of two lonely souls who meet up and enjoy playing RuneScape together. They become inseparable. Then one of them takes a break from the game, and from the internet.

What if you became someone's whole world - and you let them down?

Would it be...Just Like RuneScape?

Apologies to The Cure. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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21-Jan-2024 08:04:52

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Just Like RuneScape
(sung to the tune of Just Like Heaven by The Cure)

(instumental)

"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes XP", she said
"The one that makes me gold", she said
And threw her arms around my neck

"Show me how you do it
And I promise you, I promise that
I'll Run Escape with you
I'll Run Escape with you"

(instumental)

Spinning all that pixel flax
Made our bows and killed our foes
Dreamed of all the different ways
I had to make us max
"Why are you so far away?", she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you?"

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
You're just like a dream

(instumental)

Daylight licked me into shape
I hadn't been online for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I logged into the game
And found myself alone, alone
Alone against a raging world
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside her pain

You
Soft and lonely
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like RuneScape Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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21-Jan-2024 08:05:44

1337 E v i l

1337 E v i l

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This is a parody of an entire genre fused with runescape.


RuneScape
Big
Gangstalicious

Created by
1337 E V I L


Verse 1

In the realm of RuneScape, I'm the kingpin,
Stacking up gold, all I do is win.
Sosa dreams, I'm livin' large and supreme,
Dominating the game, like a true gangster regime.

Chorus

RuneScape gangster, that's who I be,
Runnin' these streets, aint nobody stopping me.
From Lumbridge to the Wilderness, I'm the boss,
Stackin' up riches, no matter the cost.

Verse 2

I'm a wizard on the streets, casting spells with precision,
Doing drive-by magic, cow slayin' my mission.
With a flick of my wand, cows drop like flies
Lumbridge the town, where the weak dies!

Chorus

RuneScape gangster, that's who I be,
Runnin' these streets, aint nobody stopping me.
From Lumbridge to the Wilderness, I'm the boss,
Stackin' up riches, no matter the cost.

Verse 3

Casting Spells with finesse, then unsheathin' my blade,
I bring the heat, making enemies afraid,
But hold up, here's a cringe-filled line just for you,
RuneScape is my everything, my love, my heart and my boo!

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21-Jan-2024 23:17:58 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2024 23:20:17 by 1337 E v i l

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