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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Trewavas said :
I like the Shut Up one!

It appears we both have partners that play 'Scape/we play 'Scape with them. That's pretty cool. :)
You know what they say, Trewavas: "The couple that 'Scapes together stays together."

What? They don't say that?! Well, they should. ^_^

Ever spend a lovely evening engaging in some Drunken Zombie Killing with that special someone, Tre? It's great fun! You both fight the higher-level zombies on Level 2 of the Stronghold of Security, and whenever you get a beer as a drop, you drink it. The longer this goes on, the more impaired you become. One of the more interesting methods of training combat. :P
Kat Stryke said :
Yes! New songs!

This is one of my favorite threads. :)
I can relate, Kat. This is one of my favorite threads too.

Speaking of new songs, I have a brand new song ready to post - and I can honestly say it's unlike any of the other songs I have ever added to this thread!

If anyone is confused, consider today's date.

Hehe. :D Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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01-Apr-2023 20:13:20

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Well, it has been a little while, but a new RS song is finally ready to be posted!

This song is in honor of DXP. It tells the story of a female 'Scaper who has advanced her skills to the point where she no longer feels the need to participate in DXP events, and the mentor who tries to persuade her it's a mistake to pass up all that free XP.

With apologies to The Human League, I now present: Don't You Want It Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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05-Aug-2023 04:00:25

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Don't You Want It
(sung to the tune of Don't You Want Me by The Human League)

You were working as a dancer at The Grand Exchange
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too

Don't, don't you want it?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you can't see it
Don't, don't you want it?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need it

It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!

[female voice]
I was working as a dancer at The Grand Exchange
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd earn some much better stats
Either with or without you
The five years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time I played this game on my own
I guess it's just what I must do

Don't, don't you want it?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you can't see it
Don't, don't you want it?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need it

It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!

Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh!
Don't you want free XP?
Don't you want it? Oh! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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05-Aug-2023 04:01:34

Mr Brushie

Mr Brushie

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(a Necromancy-inspired cover of "Wrapped Around Your Finger", by The Police, circa 1983)


Wrapped Around My Death Guard


You consider me the young apprentice
Trapped between Zamorak and Zemouregal
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the Ring around your finger

I have only come to Um seeking knowledge
Things wizards would not teach me of in college
I can see the destiny you souled
Turned into a shining band of gold

I'll be wrapped around your Death Guard
I'll be wrapped around your Death Guard

First Necromancer is not your name
I know what you're up to just the same
I will listen hard to your tuition
You will see it come to its fruition

I'll be wrapped around your Death Guard
I'll be wrapped around your Death Guard

Zamorak and the Eastern Sea behind me
Vanish in Prifddinas; you'll never find me
I will turn your face to alabaster
When you find your servant is your master, oh


You'll be wrapped around my Death Guard
You'll be wrapped around my Death Guard
You'll be wrapped around my Death Guard

06-Aug-2023 10:32:41

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Kings Abbot said :
Absolute banger!
Thank you kindly, Kings Abbot. Your support is always appreciated.

Nice job covering The Police, Mr. Brushie! I particularly enjoyed your clever use of the word "souled". Well done. Thanks for your contribution to this fun thread of Tre's.

Up next, I have an F2P anthem.

Are you a free player who is feeling left out of this year's members-only Halloween event? Are you annoyed when Jagex keeps transforming large chunks of the free world into membership adverts? Do you just want to be left alone to play the game the way you want to play it, without FOMO and MTX shoved in your face?

This song is for you, my F2P brothers and sisters. Sing it loud. Sing it proud.

With apologies to Joan Jett, I now present: Lack Of Subscription Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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27-Oct-2023 05:44:22

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Lack Of Subscription
(sung to the tune of Bad Reputation by Joan Jett)

I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
You're living in the past, it's a new generation
Free play can do what we want to do
And that's what I'm gonna do

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

And I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
Never said I wanted to improve my station
And I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun
And I don't have to please no one

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
Never been afraid of any deviation
And I don't really care if you think I'm strange
I ain't gonna change

And I'm never gonna care 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Pixel girls!

[guitar solo]

And I don't give a damn 'bout my non-subscription
The game's in trouble, there's no communication
And everyone can say what they wanna say
It never gets better, anyway

So why should I care about a lack of subscription anyway?
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)

I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
You're living in the past, it's a new generation
And I only feel good about free-to-play
And that's how I'm gonna stay

And I don't give a damn 'bout my lack of subscription
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Oh no (No no no no no no)
Not me (Me me me me me me)
Not me (No no no no no no me me me me)
Not me! Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
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27-Oct-2023 05:45:38

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