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Trewavas
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I'm currently writing an 'album' of song parodies for someone IRL. I've chosen to parody Queen's Greatest Hits album, with each song detailing an event in our friendship! This one is about my beach cleans.

Fake Sea
Parody of Save Me, by Queen.

It floated on in swells,
A plastic sea without a care.
It wrapped itself to the rear fins of a fish,
How it hurt them,
How they bled.
The years of bins and plastic seas,
Were nothing but the truth it seams.
The ears do fry, nature does just sigh –
They hate us till they die.

Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
It’s tangled and far from land.

The beach will soon be clean.
I’ll erase the membranes.
To come again on tomorrow’s tide,
Was it wasted, all my time?
I hang my gloves, toss away my boots –
A tangled whale I vent.
I have no chance, I bleed inside
I have not found a tent.

Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
It’s tangled and far from land.

Each night I cry, I still hunt plastic – I’ll hunt it till I die.
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
Yeah - fake sea, fake sea, oh, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea oh!
It’s tangled and far from land.

22-Oct-2019 05:18:34 - Last edited on 22-Oct-2019 05:18:53 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Froudio Ga Ga
Parody of Radio Ga Ga, by Queen.

I'd sit alone, and watch your eyes,
On this thread, through Uni nights,
And everything, I had to know,
I heard it from my Froudy-yy,

We met on the, post count threads,
Through wars and games, invaded by mods,
Your glasses called, your haircut too,
You made us feel like we could post (Froudy-yy)

So don't go to, the backroom dent',
A simple vail, between you and me,
I just don't know, I just can't cope,
I just can't live, when you're not there,

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)

All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hears is Pengy Ca Ca,
Dentist Blah Blah,
Froudy-ooh, what's new?
Froudy-ohh, Pen-guin still loves you.

We hunt the pengs, we spy the ghost,
On Yanille walls, for hours and hours!
We always need to use out plat,
Our penguins reset through the weeks.

Let's hope you never leave old friend,
For all good hunts, on you we depend!
So stick around 'cause pengs might miss you,
When I grow tired of all this treasure!

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)

All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Dentist blah blah!
Froudy-ooh, what's new?
Froudy-ohh, Pen-guin still loves you.

Froudio Ga Ga
Froudio Ga Ga
Froudio Ga Ga

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)

22-Oct-2019 05:32:30

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Some Paddock to Clean
Parody of Somebody to Love, by Queen.

Can anybody find me... some paddock to clean?

Each mornin' I log in I sniff a little.
Can barely stand on my feet!
Tele to Ardy and find, a big heap waiting for me!
I have spent all of my days just cleaning you,
Your poop is just your relief!
Oh somebody (somebody), ooh somebody (somebody),
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?

I clean hard every day of my bloody life,
I clean till I have my manure!
At the end (at the end of the day)
I run hard doin' my farm run all on my own!
I go down (down) on my knees (knees) and I start to plant,
Till the yields spill out of my pack,
Ard! Somebody (somebody), ooh somebody!
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?

Everyday (everyday) I run and I run and I run!
But every drag wants to dump it down,
The smell'll drive you crazy!
They say I got a lotta cow pats in my bank!
Ah, got to climb a fence,
Got no shovel left to scoop in!
Yeah, yeah, YEAH!

Oh, Ardy!
Ooh somebody, ooh somebody!
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?
(Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?)

Got no back I got no smell now,
I just keep on losing my nose! (you just keep on losing and losing)
I'm okay, I've no brown alert!
I've just gotta face my drag poops! (yeah, yeah)
I've just gotta scoop out of this farming cell,
One day (someday) it'll be clean, Ard!

Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean clean clean!

28-Oct-2019 23:36:13

Trewavas
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There you both go. :)

Thanks, Dong. I am considering starting to write or do parodies somewhat professionally. I also write poems about plastic pollution and my own experiences at university which I have put online. :)

28-Oct-2019 23:38:38

Dong U Dead

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Trewavas said :
There you both go. :)

Thanks, Dong. I am considering starting to write or do parodies somewhat professionally. I also write poems about plastic pollution and my own experiences at university which I have put online. :)
Thank you very much - that was awesome <3

Youtube is full of it - if you can write and find someone/s to sing it - you will be on your way to riches I tell you - If you can write songs and sell them - your poems send them into competitions, go out there and explore what you can do with your amazing talent.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

29-Oct-2019 07:57:41

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