12 Days of Fredmas #11
All I Want From Elf Friends Is Stew
Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey.
I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the experience,
Underneath the Priffy tree.
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!
I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I seek,
And I don't care about the crystals,
Underneath the Priffy tree!
I don't need to buy my shopping,
Or run along the pit hole place!
Heffin dudes won't make me happy,
With a stew on Christmas Day?
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!
Stew, maybe!
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even ask the maw!
And I'm just gonna keep on climbing,
Shooting with a cro-oh-ssbow!
I will take the risk and climb it,
To the North Course for quaint gifts!
I won't even weigh n' bake to
Hear those tragic mint cakey's brick!
'Cause I just want you here tonight,
Chewing on to you with fright,
What more can I eat?
Stewy, all I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
You, maybe!
Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere,
And the sound of children's dancing fills the air!
And al the players climbing,
I hear those Priff bells chiming,
Elfy, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my stewy to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my stewy
Landing right into my invo!
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends... is stew!
Stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I Want From Elf Friends Is Stew
Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey.
I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the experience,
Underneath the Priffy tree.
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!
I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I seek,
And I don't care about the crystals,
Underneath the Priffy tree!
I don't need to buy my shopping,
Or run along the pit hole place!
Heffin dudes won't make me happy,
With a stew on Christmas Day?
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!
Stew, maybe!
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even ask the maw!
And I'm just gonna keep on climbing,
Shooting with a cro-oh-ssbow!
I will take the risk and climb it,
To the North Course for quaint gifts!
I won't even weigh n' bake to
Hear those tragic mint cakey's brick!
'Cause I just want you here tonight,
Chewing on to you with fright,
What more can I eat?
Stewy, all I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
You, maybe!
Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere,
And the sound of children's dancing fills the air!
And al the players climbing,
I hear those Priff bells chiming,
Elfy, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my stewy to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my stewy
Landing right into my invo!
I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends... is stew!
Stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
11-Dec-2020 16:50:00 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2020 22:10:22 by Trewavas