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Trewavas
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12 Days of Fredmas #11

All I Want From Elf Friends Is Stew

Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey.

I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the experience,
Underneath the Priffy tree.

I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!

I don't want a lot from elf friends,
There is just one thing I seek,
And I don't care about the crystals,
Underneath the Priffy tree!

I don't need to buy my shopping,
Or run along the pit hole place!
Heffin dudes won't make me happy,
With a stew on Christmas Day?

I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends is stew, yeah!
Stew, maybe!

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even ask the maw!
And I'm just gonna keep on climbing,
Shooting with a cro-oh-ssbow!

I will take the risk and climb it,
To the North Course for quaint gifts!
I won't even weigh n' bake to
Hear those tragic mint cakey's brick!

'Cause I just want you here tonight,
Chewing on to you with fright,
What more can I eat?
Stewy, all I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
You, maybe!

Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere,
And the sound of children's dancing fills the air!

And al the players climbing,
I hear those Priff bells chiming,
Elfy, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my stewy to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my stewy
Landing right into my invo!

I'll just climb up on my own,
Higher than the RuneScape snow,
Make my wish come true!
All I want from elf friends... is stew!
Stew, maybe!

All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!
All I want from elf friends is stew, maybe!

11-Dec-2020 16:50:00 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2020 22:10:22 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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12 Days of Fredmas #12

Twelve Days of Fredmas


On the twelfth day of Chritsmas the true Fred gave to you...

Twelve Christmas songs,
Eleven penguins roaming,
Ten surged steps,
Nine skills truly maxed,
Eight fighting knights,
Seven Twillows spying,
Six pots of stew,
Five dyes from clues!
Four dungeon floors,
Three clan pets,
Two penguin crates,
And a large helping of RuneScape parodies!

11-Dec-2020 16:50:14 - Last edited on 12-Dec-2020 23:40:08 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

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^ Sorry Trewavas, I was unavoidably delayed. I decided to scrap the song I was working on, in favor of a completely different song.

I heard one of my favorite Christmas songs on the radio on Monday. I thought, "I think I should do a rework of this song instead.". Then, I heard the same song on the same channel three more times - on Tuesday morning, Tuesday afternoon, and Tuesday night. I thought, "Ok Universe, you can stop nagging me now, for Guthix's sake!". :p

The song is "2000 Miles" by The Pretenders. It's about missing someone at Christmas.

My version is about missing someone you used to play RuneScape with long ago, remembering that person while you play through the current Christmas content.

I call it "2000 Days".
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23-Dec-2020 05:57:04

Aslon Dak

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2000 Days
(sung to the tune of 2000 Miles by The Pretenders)

You're gone
2000 days
Since you last played
The snow is falling down
It's colder day by day
I miss you

The presents were hunted
They were back for Christmas time

On these frozen nights I recall
Training many skills
You were there
Outside under the cloudless sky
Diamonds in our hands
Sparkled

Our hearts were 'Scaping
It felt like Christmas time

2000 days
Is a long time through the snow
I'll think of you
Wherever you go

You're gone
2000 days
Since you last played
The snow is falling down
It's colder day by day
I miss you

I hear Violet is blue too
It must be Christmas time
Yes, Violet is blue too
It must be Christmas time
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23-Dec-2020 05:58:05

Trewavas
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Awe, that's a lovely little song, Aslon. Well done!

I know the feeling [being 'nagged' for songs], as it's something that happens to me all too often. Sometimes, the ideas start to flow as soon as I hear one.

I hope you have a good Christmas. :)

23-Dec-2020 10:05:14

Aslon Dak

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Thank you, Trewavas. Happy Christmas to you and yours. :)

A question for you: Do you ever hear a song playing on the radio which you have written a RuneScape version of, and find yourself singing along with it - but using your lyrics in place of the actual ones (even just in your head, not out loud)?

I will admit I do this. Quite often, actually. I may have a problem. :O :P

Sometimes, this is actually how I compose my versions. O_o

Perhaps I do have a problem, but as long as I can make it work for me I'll keep using it. ^_^
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25-Dec-2020 23:10:40

Trewavas
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Thanks, Aslon. :)

Yes, that happens to me too. I quite often find myself singing along in my head to some of my songs! Notably, things like 'My Sharona/My Twillowna', 'We Are The Champions/Nosword the Swordless', and 'Money, Money, Money/Double, Double, Double', among others. I must admit, I quite like how 'Surrender/Peng Herder' flows. I quite often listen to that on reset nights and sing along with my version, lol.

Hearing songs on the radio is a good way of picking new ones up, or finding inspiration. Usually, I just hear a few keywords, which either rhyme with something in-game, or are actually in-game. Things like 'It's Magic', 'Hammer To Fall/Hammer To Call', and 'Surfin' USA/Surfin' RSYay' are good examples of this.

Sometimes it's just about finding the perfect song to fit your idea, or being inspired by the song itself. As soon as I re-listened to 'Surfin' USA', I knew it would be perfect for the beach event. The same with 'Summer Lovin', which I turned into a song about fighting Clawdia!

26-Dec-2020 02:08:57

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