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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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This sprang to mind. :) (always wanted to write a decent parody of this one)

Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Altar, altar, altar!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world![/i]

16-Jul-2019 22:28:29 - Last edited on 07-Nov-2020 00:38:39 by Trewavas

Jamandy52
Dec Member 2008

Jamandy52

Posts: 17,187 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Trewavas said :
This sprang to mind. :) (always wanted to write a decent parody of this one)

Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

You did not disappoint. Now im going to be singing it all DXP. <3 26 200ms. Founder of Jamandy52 skilling clan. Favorite skill: Construction. Love skilling. Love minigames.
Working on 200m Necromancy atm. PM for effigies assists, and for tips when skilling. World 70.



Dear Forums, I will miss you! Especially the G&A community...

16-Jul-2019 23:42:34

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Well, I have now completed a first draft of my thesis! I'll try and work on some more songs, but I'm also writing a set of short stories and two different poetry books lol.


Time for a song though!

Rooh said :
Just checking to see if you'd done a double xp song.
Of course you have :D

Of course! :D

02-Aug-2019 00:51:40 - Last edited on 02-Aug-2019 00:52:27 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Poison

Parody of Poison, by Alice Cooper.

Your cruel device
Elf traps, they splice
One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Your pengs, so lost!
Your Hill, what cost?
Your Froud, your Sarge!
Elf lands, so large!

I hear you yelping and it's grenwalls and shoots (and shoots!)
I wanna help you just to hear you screaming for pengs,
Don't wanna pot you but you're in a pit trap (pit trap!)
I wanna grab you but your skin's a venomous poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna hunt that peng!
Poison!

One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Poison


I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Yeah, well, I don't wanna spring their traps!
Poison (Poison!)
Runnin' deep inside your veins!
Achin' deep inside your brain (wha brain?)
Poisoning! (poison!)
I don't wanna meet my grave!
Poison!
(Poison!)Why don't you wear a quiver Twill? (poison!)

09-Aug-2019 17:21:26 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2020 02:13:43 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 28,499 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Who Wants To Farm Forever?
Parody of Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen.

There's no farm for us,
There's no food for them.
What was this thing that builds our rates,
Yet just escapes from us.

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?

There's no chance for seeds,
They're all set aside by beans.
This game has only one late nerf gun,
Set aside for us.

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?
Who?

Who dares to farm forever?
Wooooooooooah, when farms must die!

But touch my 'shrooms, with your nerf!
Ignore beans with your breeding rates!

And we can sow forever!
And we can grow forever!
Forever, was their last day...

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?
Forever, was their last day...

Who plants trees anyway?

23-Sep-2019 01:58:49

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 28,499 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
What's that roaming over by Hill
Parody of Monster, by The Automatic.

Brian fried tonight through hunting,
Through hunting, through hunting,
You can't avoid roaming moving,
Moving, moving!

Without these Tw-ills you're let loose,
You're let loose, you're let loose,
Hunt them, trap them, there's no a-juice,
No a-juice, no a-juice!

What's that roaming over the hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over by Hill
Is it a pumpkin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over the hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over by Hill?

Froudles, mind bruised, it noots out,
It noots out, it noots out,
Yan wall, trap town looks so grEy,
So grEy, so grEy,

Out-foxed you run, type and shout,
And shout, and shout,
Spy out, bush up, get spying,
Get spying, get spying!

What's that roaming over the hill,
Is it a pumpkin? Is it a pumpkin? [Repeat: x 4]

Yan wall, trap town, Yan wall, trap town
Yan wall, trap town, it looks so grEy [Repeat: x 4]

What's that roaming over by Hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin? [Repeat: x 4]

13-Oct-2019 04:00:35 - Last edited on 13-Oct-2019 23:59:04 by Trewavas

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