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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Everybody Wants To Rule RuneScape
(sung to the tune of Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears)

Welcome to your game
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on botters' nature
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape

It's my own desire
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most of freedom
And of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape

There's a world where the light will find you
Holding hands while paywalls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right beside you

So glad we stood and fought it
So sad they had to bot it
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape

I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape
Say that you'll never, never, never, never leave it
One playstyle why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule RuneScape Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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15-Nov-2021 20:55:26

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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5, 6, 7, 8
Parody of 5, 6, 7, 8, by Steps.

It's time to begin, so count me in!
5, 6, 7, 8!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

Tree choppin', arch killin', leather knitting, fish fishin'
Hilt bangin', wood burnin', quest doin', cry and so!
Floor droppin', leg surgin', big grinnin', dodgey runein'
Bladin' surgin', prayin' jumpin', slidin', diggin' here we go!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

Tree pushin', potion makin', cannon killin', no resonin'
Bongo bangin', steel smithin', two tickin', shard to shard
Hardwood choppin', some for buyin', con buildin', WOM hidin'
Burnin' yearnin', seekin' grindin', let's begin the dance again!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

You're mine, all mine now, Phat!
Gonna rope you in so count me in!
5, 6, 7, 8!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

My twenty-year phat's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession for a rare one,
My Dad's in the shade!
My rodeo rarity, a veteran guy from hat to toe,
Wanna make you mine gonna wear you now,
5, 6, 7, 8!

24-Nov-2021 00:11:01 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2021 02:00:53 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Kings Abbot said :

Epic!

Trewavas said :
Ooh, Nice one. :)

-ponders songs about hats-

Thanks guys! As always, much appreciated. :)

I enjoyed your latest song, Trewavas. It's certainly better than the actual hunt for the golden dunce cap! :P However, I have to admit I was not familiar with the original song you borrowed from, which is quite unusual for me. It's from the late 90's, I believe.

Are you going to be posting a new holiday tune for Christmas? I will be doing so soon! ^_^ Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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20-Dec-2021 03:33:14

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23-Dec-2021 10:05:16

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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This time last year, I had been working on a RS version of an unusual Christmas song. However, I was inspired to set that partially-finished one aside in favor of a completely different song, which I posted one year ago: "2000 Days", a take on "2000 Miles" by The Pretenders.

This year, I went back and finished the song I was originally planning to post last year. It's a holiday tale of an unknown J-Mod who stands outside The Grand Exchange to pass out XP lamps and stars for Christmas - but gets accosted by some kids who just want GP.

With apologies to The Kinks, I bring you "Father Jagex".

No actual J-Mods were harmed in the creation of this song. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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24-Dec-2021 10:20:01

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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This time last year, I had been working on a RS version of an unusual Christmas song. However, I was inspired to set that partially-finished one aside in favor of a completely different song, which I posted one year ago: "2000 Days", a take on "2000 Miles" by The Pretenders.

This year, I went back and finished the song I was originally planning to post last year. It's a holiday tale of an unknown J-Mod who stands outside The Grand Exchange to pass out XP lamps and stars for Christmas - but gets accosted by some kids who just want GP.

With apologies to The Kinks, I bring you "Father Jagex".

No actual J-Mods were harmed in the creation of this song. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
Save the RSOF! 278-279-95-66293045

24-Dec-2021 10:20:01

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