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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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So I didn't realise this thread is a year old. So with that in mind, here's an expanded version of one of my first parodies on this thread.

Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!

We hunt in wells,
We hunt through 'Scape!
On PC screens - invaded by Crates,
We always need to trap them too,
Or tactics ring true through the years!

So don't you ever, leave old friends,
Like real good pengs, on points we depend.
So roam around cos we will hunt you,
As we grow tired of all our count threads!

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!

Pengio Ga Ga!
Purpleoh Ga Ga!
Pengio Ga Ga!
Pengio Ga Ga!

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!

06-May-2019 21:58:41

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Money for Nothing
(Parody of Money for Nothin, by Dire Straits)

I want my Runes and Scape...

Now look at them count thread's, that's the way you raise it,
You write the songs for the an-tea-clan!
They ain't roamin', that's the way you trap em'
Money for nothin' and the scrolls for free!

Now I ain't countin', that's the way they do it,
Lemme whisper, that Twillow's fun!
Maybe get a penguin with your little Froudles,
Maybe get a penguin in the Lumb.

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

See the little Freddie with the quiff and the Crown hat?
Yeah buddy that's his own hair.
That little Freddie got his own song parody thread!
That little Freddie, he's a Billionaire!

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

(We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!)
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
(We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!)
Look here, Look here...

I shoulda learned to kill a boss now,
I shoulda learned to play for fun,
Look at that counter, they're sticking it to the badge!
Oh, poster I could write up a song!

And where's he roaming? Yanille Walls now?
Growling through the bars like a polar bear,
Oh they ain't roaming, that's the way you hunt them,
Penguins for Nothin and the points for free!

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

Now look at them count thread's, that's the way you raise it,
You write the songs for the an-tea-clan!
They ain't roamin', that's the way you trap em'
Money for nothin' and the hugs for free!

Money for nothin', hugs for free!
Money for nothin' and the hugs for free!
Money for nothin', hugs for free!
Money for nothin', hugs for free!

06-May-2019 22:28:58 - Last edited on 06-May-2019 22:46:03 by Trewavas

Twillow
Aug
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Twillow

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I especially like this line: Penguins for Nothin and the points for free! =D
@Twillow_RS

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07-May-2019 13:15:19

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Flu-Filled Twill
Parody of Killer Queen, by Queen.

She keeps her lemsips on hand right now
In her pretty cupboard too!
"Let them drink syrup" she says,
Just like the Penguin Ping!
A built in remedy,
For coughing and flu-ey things,
And anytime a runny nose she just has to blow!

Throat Pills and Nasal Sprays
Well stocked with fruity snacks,
Extraordinarily ill!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Sniffling and coughing!
Dynamite with the throaty pills
Guaranteed to blow her nose...
ANYTIME!

Recommended by a doctor now,
Infections and aspirin,
Wanna heal?

To avoid drunk hallucinations,
She avoided the advice of Frou Frou gal,
In penguin hunts too,
She sneezed all over the Chuck in Zoo!
Met a viral infection,
Went down with palpitations,
Then again her inclination,
Was to stay in bed.

Sneeze came naturally from nasal (naturally),
For penguins she couldn't care less,
Flu-filled and plagued too!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Sniffling and coughing!
Dancing with the thread resets,
Guaranteed to pass it on...
EVERYTIME!

Click of a mouse, she's-a-sneezing like,
A dainty little Twi-llow cat,
Then momentarily out of action,
Temporarily ill in bed,
To absolutely cough too, cough too,
She's out reset us!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Hunting pengs and resetting!
Chomping through the throat pills,
Guaranteed to sneeze at one...
EVERYTIME!

Recommended seven,
Lemons and honey,
Wanna sip?
You wanna sip.

13-May-2019 19:04:52 - Last edited on 26-May-2019 21:33:46 by Trewavas

Twillow
Aug
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2005

Twillow

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lol i love it
and !!!
I've turned the corner
still have a cough
but no longer that virus running through my veins!
@Twillow_RS

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13-May-2019 22:19:38

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