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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody (RS 18th Birthday Competition Runner-Up)

Is this the real 'Scape?

Or is this just 'ScapeRune I'm in?

Waka’ed to Wildy,

No escape to the Edgeville now.



Mine and Smith too,

Has just had updates you see…

I’m just a skiller,

I need no killing, no.



But that’s the great beauty

Of RuneScape

Kill all day

Skill with friends.

Any way, the wind rush, was simply just a free spell for us,

For us.



Player, just arrived in Lum’

Put a weapon in your hand,

Kill some monster ‘till it’s dead!

Player, the game has just begun!

So, don’t forget to go and quest as well!

Player, ooooh!

Didn't mean to hunt lost pengs!

If you’re not in a friendly clan this time tomorrow,

Carry on, assist the Chef,

‘Cause I’ll just hunt Imps in free lands.



Tuai Leit,

And Goshima as well,

Sending shivers down my spine,

On the Ice Plateau up high,

Tele everybody, we’ve got to go

Got to leave you all to die and face a boss!

Player, ooooooooh! (Posting on the Forums!)

I don’t want to beg,

But perhaps you’d care to spare me some GeePeeeeeeeeeeeee!

13-Feb-2019 18:51:28

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I see a little sandpile of a worm,

Penguin Ping, Penguin Pong – do you have some spare costumes?

Wilderness and Killing – very very skulling me!

Goblin Tribe, Goblin War,

Goblin Shield, Goblin's God!

One Small Favour’s a right old pain!

Menaph-o-o-o-o-o-s.

But I’m just a poor player, hastled by a Tramp now.

He’s just a poor tramp from a Varry alley,

Spare him some coins for his poor sob story.

Easy tasks, easy kills, will my slay count rise?

Elvarg, NO! - We will not let you kill! – let me kill!

Delrith too! We will not let you in! - let me in!

Sliske now! You’re never gonna stay! – let me stay!

Will you go away – let me stay!

Never Never Never let you stay!

Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat!

Oh, Hans in Lum, Hans In Lum, Hans offers you a cape,

That Kal’Gerion has a demon put aside for me,

For me,

To kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



So, you think you can complete tasks and unlock Runescore?

So, you think you can hunt creatures and leave them to die?

Oh, RuneScape! There are two versions of RuneScape!

Just gotta play now, just play right now and see…



Grinding really matters,

Everyone can see…

Grinding really matters to get exp…



Any way the Gower's game!

13-Feb-2019 18:51:49 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2020 01:39:40 by Trewavas

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23-Mar-2019 04:14:13

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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I Waddle Around

I waddle around,
Yes I waddle around!
You can spy me at the gates of Yan'
As I waddle around.

But I'll spy my peng,
Won't be blocked by trees.
And I'll stop the bear from draggin' me in,
Gonna hunt my pengs!
As I spy around.

(I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
And I update threads!

Well, I know what crate,
I got just one point!
In a 'Scape that just keeps hunting pengs,
I will trap them too,
As I hunt my pengs!

(I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
And I update threads!

(I waddle around) Hey, Pengy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Won't tell Chuck.

I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
(I will hunt my pengs) And I update threads!
(I will hunt my pengs) And I update threads!

14-Apr-2019 01:05:01 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2019 01:05:26 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Penguin Hunt-thon
Parody of Chain Reaction, by Diana Ross.

You lost a penguin and made me a hunt it,
You got a toadstool and put him in it,
You made me hunt him out of doin' questin'
Something about spying, oh!

And we were there not whisperin' with anyone,
You spot a penguin then you note it on threads,
You point a finger to the roaming pengs away,
Hunting, spying, looking out for you!

I'm in the middle of a Penguin Hunt-thon,
(Penguin Hunt-thon)
You give me all the after midnight reset,
(Don't pass me by)
I wanna get you where I can get you trapped up in a wall,
I'm on a hunt for the exp-iation,
(Exp-iation,)
To Viking lands and there ain't no ghost penguin,
(Just make me cry)
I need you to open doors nearer to me,
So you can set me free
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about spies!
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about spies!

You make me cheer when I spy your disguise!
(When you're on hunts)
You spy a little then you read the forums,
(When you're on hunts)
Woodland has a way of hiding penguins,
Spying out for you!

You gotta track your penguin is on the run!
Hunt a penguin for the whole world over!
You never find your crate if you hide away,
Spying, cheering all you gotta do is...

Get in the middle of a Penguin Hunt-Thon!
(Penguin Hunt-thon)
You get a point score when you hand 'em in,
(Don't pass them by)
I wanna get the threads all ready for the sweet resetsiation,
Instant meditation!

You let me spy you for the first peng quest yeah,
(First peng quest yeah)
We get a picture of the bear in wells too,
(Bear in wells too)
My arms will cheer my threads will track you too,
(Sooner or later)
With no more pengs to spy!
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about hunts!
You let me spy you for the first peng point yeah,
My arms will cheer for you!

(Chorus) x2

14-Apr-2019 02:12:53 - Last edited on 27-Nov-2019 02:09:51 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Peng Soldier
Parody of Tin Soldiers, by Stiff Little Fingers.

She spied out to hunt a peng, she thought she'd join a hunt,
Swapped little crown for a telescope,
She thought she'd join the fun.
At the count of seventeen, she was forced to roam.
At the count of twenty-one she's in the Ardy Zoo!

She spied out for RuneScape threads, it seemed a small old task,
But she didn't tell him that,
There was no clan to hunt!
At the count of seventeen, how was he to know?
That at the count of twenty-none he'd still have one to go?

Peng Soldier!
He spied away his crown!
Peng Soldier!
No chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldier!
Now he hunts with Froud!
Peng Soldier!
He signed away his nights!

He joined hunts cos' Twil' knew best, to do right by the Fred,
But now he waits and counts the dates,
'Till reset comes along!
At the count of seventeen, he trapped them in a wall,
Now at the count of twenty-one chuck still won't give him gold!

Peng Soldier!
He spied away his crown!
Peng Soldier!
No chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldier!
Now he hunts with Froud!
Peng Soldier!
He signed away his nights!

-instrumental-

Peng Soldiers, you spied away your crown!
Peng Soldiers, no chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldiers, now you hunt with Froud!
Peng Soldiers, you sign away your nights!
Peng Soldiers, you go and join the zoo!
Peng Soldiers, do what Chuck wants you to!
Peng Soldiers, they spy out with their beaks!
Peng Soldiers, they waddle all the same!

Spy away your crown!
Spy away your crown!

03-May-2019 01:44:21 - Last edited on 03-May-2019 01:48:18 by Trewavas

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