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Averia Light

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I am looking for toddler towels. You know the ones that are bigger than the infant towels, but smaller than adult towels. Do you have any in Minnie mouse, pink, or rubber duckie variety?

Will also accept batman or batgirl towels. And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known

08-Jul-2018 02:32:03 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 02:39:19 by Averia Light

Corugi

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Averia Light said :
I am looking for toddler towels. You know the ones that are bigger than the infant towels, but smaller than adult towels. Do you have any in Minnie mouse, pink, or rubber duckie variety?

What did I say to you about asking questions? Hmm? Right. You are now employed. You can look after the accounts. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 02:39:36

Corugi

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Jack Flac said :
Got any art supplies I could haggle off of you by chance? Got some pics I need to scribble Moustaches on.

You guys have just got this thing where you think you can wander in here and ask questions, haggle, and expect to walk out the shop door, without any consequences. Do I need to remind you that the "Grief" part of
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop
serves as a reminder of our origins?

Very well, Jack, as punishment you are now employed as Head of Distribution.

That's the just the head part of you. The rest of your body can go find work somewhere else. The physical difficulties brought upon you by the severing of your head from your body are not my problem. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 05:31:56 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 09:57:24 by Corugi

Corugi

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Crispy Weeb said :
Yeah..I'm gonna need the most Japanese towels you got. By the thousands

WHAT PART OF
WE DO NOT SELL TOWELS
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???

None, obviously.

Great!

You are now part of the sales team. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 06:37:59

Peeperwop
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I would like to submit my application for one of the maintenance department openings. I feel as though you will find my experience to fit this job perfectly.

Experience:
- None
- Digging holes
- I once owned a bath towel that caught fire, so I dug a hole next to a weird looking rock in the ground and set it on some wood container I found

If I am hired, expect plenty of holes to be surrounding the shop, I do not plan on refilling them.

08-Jul-2018 09:22:55

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
How much are you going to be paying us?

At least you didn't wander in wanting to buy towels. Because we don't sell towels.

Now, remuneration is very generous. A hefty commission in fact. You simply get paid for every towel you sell. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2018 09:23:44

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