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04-Aug-2018 11:04:35

Scouse said :
I would like to hereby send in my resignation and leave bwians towel and grief shop on the basis that i have been left out of the managerial list.

If you rip my resignation letter up and try and tell me i can't ever leave i will find you all and smear your front doors with the meat out of a sausage skin mixed with some daddies tomato sauce and start a revolt thingy called Gwief and attack using the !!!7!!! symbols

Or you can give me some sort of recognition.....

Why, it so happens we do have an opening for some one of your skills and experience....

DIGGING HOLES!

With Peeps, in the maintenance department.

Make sure you dig 'em deep now. They are going to come in very useful later on.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

04-Aug-2018 22:36:25 - Last edited on 04-Aug-2018 22:38:19 by Corugi

Corugi said :
Scouse said :
I would like to hereby send in my resignation and leave bwians towel and grief shop on the basis that i have been left out of the managerial list.

If you rip my resignation letter up and try and tell me i can't ever leave i will find you all and smear your front doors with the meat out of a sausage skin mixed with some daddies tomato sauce and start a revolt thingy called Gwief and attack using the !!!7!!! symbols

Or you can give me some sort of recognition.....

Why, it so happens we do have an opening for some one of your skills and experience....

DIGGING HOLES!

With Peeps, in the maintenance department.

Make sure you dig 'em deep now. They are going to come in very useful later on.



Now that you mention it, where is Peeperwop? He didn't dig the hole I asked for to park the Bigus Shipus over (you guys are terrible at voting for a name, only Fifi cast her vote!), and the amount of holes around the shop seems to stay constant. He might have made a run for it! He could have dug a tunnel in one of the holes to leave us undetected.

In a Mr. Burns voice: Release the hounds! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO

,

GO

YOU-KNOW-WHAT

YOURSELF!

05-Aug-2018 09:03:26

I would seriously consider taking up Peeperwop's offer, Scouse. There is a plethora of experience to be learned at the hands of one as skilled as Peeps. Why, just the offer day I was inspecting one of her freshly dug holes when I discovered an entire community of Morlocks living at the bottom.



You can imagine my surprise when it suddenly dawned on me that Peepwop had somehow cunningly transported me far into the future. I can only conclude she had sneaked in and swapped out my bed for her newfangled time machine. Thought the mattress had felt a bit lumpy.

Fortunately the Morlocks were quite understanding and offered to encase me in cryogenic goo. They then sealed me safely in a container where I patiently waited some 300 billion years for the Universe to end and then be reborn again. I popped out of my little capsule just now.

Haha Peeps! Good one! Quite the practical joker aren't you? Haha! 300 billion years of waiting, completely conscious and utterly frozen, with an unbearable itch on my nose. Haha!! And I am still scrapping the cryogenic goo off! Man it stinks.

Now Scouse, should for some reason you wish to decline Peep's generous offer then I am sure I can find some other suitable employment for you within our little shop. How does being a hired assassin suit you? I so happen to have a contract available. Just give me a moment to clean these goo scrapings off it. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

06-Aug-2018 00:53:32 - Last edited on 06-Aug-2018 00:56:24 by Corugi

Kings Abbot said :
Now that you mention it, where is Peeperwop? He didn't dig the hole I asked for to park the Bigus Shipus over (you guys are terrible at voting for a name, only Fifi cast her vote!), and the amount of holes around the shop seems to stay constant. He might have made a run for it! He could have dug a tunnel in one of the holes to leave us undetected.

In a Mr. Burns voice: Release the hounds!

I though the name of the ship was so unquestionably brilliant that naming it anything else would be nothing less than a travesty worthy only of dunking in a pool of cold lard.

But I confess I was waiting for someone to correct the spelling, for surely it would be...

BIGGUS SHIPPUS

Umm, and by the way, Peeps is a grill. Look. I took this photo of her cooking lunch at last Summer's staff party.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

06-Aug-2018 01:07:08 - Last edited on 06-Aug-2018 01:12:14 by Corugi

06-Aug-2018 02:34:32 - Last edited on 06-Aug-2018 02:35:35 by FiFi LaFeles

Corugi said :

Fortunately the Morlocks were quite understanding and offered to encase me in cryogenic goo. They then sealed me safely in a container where I patiently waited some 300 billion years for the Universe to end and then be reborn again. I popped out of my little capsule just now.

By Merlin's beard!

You just proved that time is cyclic! The laws of thermodynamics have to be rewritten because a cyclic universe would be forbidden because of entropy. Entropy must rise (or stay equal for reversible reactions which are not possible in the real world), so if it continues to rise and never lowers, how can it cycle through the same values in the next iteration of the universe?

Everything we know is a lie!
Our lives are a lie!
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO

,

GO

YOU-KNOW-WHAT

YOURSELF!

06-Aug-2018 11:23:37