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Mr Scouse
Tintin is quite right, we do not sell towels. But we do sell holes. In fact you were put in charge of digging them.
Corugi said :
Scouse said :
I would like to hereby send in my resignation and leave bwians towel and grief shop on the basis that i have been left out of the managerial list.
If you rip my resignation letter up and try and tell me i can't ever leave i will find you all and smear your front doors with the meat out of a sausage skin mixed with some daddies tomato sauce and start a revolt thingy called Gwief and attack using the !!!7!!! symbols
Or you can give me some sort of recognition.....
Why, it so happens we do have an opening for some one of your skills and experience....
DIGGING HOLES!
With Peeps, in the maintenance department.
Make sure you dig 'em deep now. They are going to come in very useful later on.
Now seeing as how its been raining so much I expect those holes which have not been filled with unwanted bodies will now be full of water.
Here is a straw. Get sucking. We need those holes nice and dry. Cant have our customers complaining and wanting refunds.
Sookie Lala said :
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You can help Scouse. There is only one straw so you will have to take turns. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Tintin is quite right, we do not sell towels. But we do sell holes. In fact you were put in charge of digging them.
Corugi said :
Scouse said :
I would like to hereby send in my resignation and leave bwians towel and grief shop on the basis that i have been left out of the managerial list.
If you rip my resignation letter up and try and tell me i can't ever leave i will find you all and smear your front doors with the meat out of a sausage skin mixed with some daddies tomato sauce and start a revolt thingy called Gwief and attack using the !!!7!!! symbols
Or you can give me some sort of recognition.....
Why, it so happens we do have an opening for some one of your skills and experience....
DIGGING HOLES!
With Peeps, in the maintenance department.
Make sure you dig 'em deep now. They are going to come in very useful later on.
Now seeing as how its been raining so much I expect those holes which have not been filled with unwanted bodies will now be full of water.
Here is a straw. Get sucking. We need those holes nice and dry. Cant have our customers complaining and wanting refunds.
Sookie Lala said :
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You can help Scouse. There is only one straw so you will have to take turns. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
18-Jul-2020 19:06:43 - Last edited on 18-Jul-2020 19:26:38 by Corugi
I actually had to dig back a few pages to find the above quote by Scouse. In going through the opening ten pages or so of this thread I was reminded of the high quality of posting our beloved clan threads have enjoyed. I enjoyed reading them after this time. In fact I had a few giggles. More than few giggles actually. I had a gaggle of giggles. By way of comparison here is a gaggle of geese.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
18-Jul-2020 19:23:58 - Last edited on 18-Jul-2020 19:27:54 by Corugi
They're his concubines, stolen from a nearby farm.
But don't worry, I've phoned the Authorities.
But don't worry, I've phoned the Authorities.
Le Chat Guerrier
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20-Jul-2020 10:29:43
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