FiFi LaFeles
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They're his concubines, stolen from a nearby farm.
But don't worry, I've phoned the Authorities.
Nonsense, I married every one of them. They are my wives, not concubines. Its was all very legal, albeit expensive. The price of shotguns these days is just ridiculous. I would confess I have never consummated any of the marriages. They are geese, for Heaven's sake! Gooey piles of stinky crap all over and inside the bed.... they all said they would never tolerate that. *sigh*
Furthermore that cant be the Sheriff, it may be his deputy. I shot the Sheriff.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
They're his concubines, stolen from a nearby farm.
But don't worry, I've phoned the Authorities.
Nonsense, I married every one of them. They are my wives, not concubines. Its was all very legal, albeit expensive. The price of shotguns these days is just ridiculous. I would confess I have never consummated any of the marriages. They are geese, for Heaven's sake! Gooey piles of stinky crap all over and inside the bed.... they all said they would never tolerate that. *sigh*
Furthermore that cant be the Sheriff, it may be his deputy. I shot the Sheriff.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
23-Jul-2020 00:08:15
