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I'm not a spy! Running a shop would be too much work anyway.
You're right about the latter, but you could be working for a bigger conglomerate that splits the work into managable portions amongst its individuals.
Boss, do we have some truth serum around here?
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
Unfortunately I used the last of the truth serum on myself. Did you know my favorite colour is blue? That came as quite a surprise to me.
Anyway, we have an alternative method to extract the information we need from this rascally Tahlzar fellow.
THE ARMOUR SUIT OF TRUTH!
Its simple enough. We put Tahlzar in the armour suit of truth, then throw him into a deep lake. If he sinks he was telling the truth. If he floats he is telling lies and so we burn him at the stake.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Unless Tahlzar is a guinea pig that suit won't fit. Even if it did and he spoke the truth we loose the armour as it's at the bottom of the lake...
We could throw him off our truth tower (on an island south of Draynor Village with a bridge leading to it), if he dies he told the truth, if he survives he lied and we burn him.
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
That is certainly an option we could consider. But it means having to travel to Draynor. What if we just chop his head off first then ask him questions? If he gives any answer then it must be a lie. If he remains silent then he is telling the truth.
Then we burn him. Just to be sure.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Mine is still stuck in the back of my head. We should ask Tahlzar. He seems like a helpful young fellow.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Oh.
As long as the rumor that people disappear here without explanation doesn't get out we should all be fine!
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone