forums.rs

Forums

Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop Thread is locked

Quick find code: 93-94-667-66024825

of 136
Corugi

Corugi

Posts: 19,109 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Kings Abbot said :
*gasp!* A costumer! All to battle stations! Red alert!



Yes, its incredible. I'm unsure whether or not to run away or to pretend I am someone else.

pokepal148 said :
Those are some weird looking pixies. They must hail from the lands in the far east.



I'm pretty sure they come from Boston, Massachusetts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixies I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

20-Jan-2019 20:52:13 - Last edited on 20-Jan-2019 20:55:57 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

Posts: 19,109 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Kings Abbot said :
Where did the costumer go? I blinked and he was gone! At least no towels were stolen, and the costumer count for 2019 is not zero anymore! Time to celebrate!

Yeah!

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

22-Jan-2019 03:49:55

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

Posts: 10,754 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
RawrCereal said :
How much money can I earn by working in your sweatshop?

None.
But we don't ask employees to have any skills either, so that's the bright side of it. Since we don't sell anything we also don't make any sellable stuff.
I believe Human Resources Manager Fifi is the person to go to with all your questions.

May I ask how you find your way here? As Chief Marketing I am always eager to know how people get here. Did you see my or Corugi's signature somewhere and followed the link? (Which is a very brave thing to do, we could use someone brave like you for some future wars!)
Or did you decide to read all the forums and find us by accident? (In that case, congrats on getting all the way to the bottom! That took a lot of bravery too! It seems you are a very brave person, or a very foolish person. Either way, you'll make a fine addition to our collection!) Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

22-Jan-2019 17:45:03 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2019 17:45:34 by Kings Abbot

The contents of this message have been hidden.

24-Jan-2019 10:54:32

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

Posts: 10,754 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
[#CPBHP2XGQ] said :
If you don't sell towels then what exactly can I buy here?

My Guthix, another costumer! Where are you guys all coming from? 2019 will be a good year!

You can't buy anything here, but we give away grief for free by not selling anything. We accept wasted time too as a currency. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

24-Jan-2019 11:37:53

Corugi

Corugi

Posts: 19,109 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Kings Abbot said :
[#CPBHP2XGQ] said :
If you don't sell towels then what exactly can I buy here?

My Guthix, another costumer! Where are you guys all coming from? 2019 will be a good year!

You can't buy anything here, but we give away grief for free by not selling anything. We accept wasted time too as a currency.

I have come to the conclusion that they are spies.

We need to set them up with on a blind date with a brick wall. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

25-Jan-2019 11:39:31

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

Posts: 10,754 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
[#CPBHP2XGQ] said :
If you don't sell towels then what exactly can I buy here?

My Guthix, another costumer! Where are you guys all coming from? 2019 will be a good year!

You can't buy anything here, but we give away grief for free by not selling anything. We accept wasted time too as a currency.

I have come to the conclusion that they are spies.

We need to set them up with on a blind date with a brick wall.

You don't think we are going to get competition from another towel store not selling towels? It'll ruin us! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

25-Jan-2019 12:06:05

The contents of this message have been hidden.

26-Jan-2019 11:06:44

Quick find code: 93-94-667-66024825 Back to Top