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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Corgus the lone-nosed toweller,
Had a disembodied nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it blows.

All of the other clan leaders,
Used to point and pick the nose,
They never let poor Corgus,
Join in the post-farm forum games.

14-Jan-2019 12:02:17

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Trewavas said :
Anyway, hope everyone had a good weekend besides that minor piece of hilarity. Does anybody have any lift music that needs composing while I'm here?


Well seeing as I am just a disembodied nose, some nose music would be nice.



That comic made me laugh so hard! I never thought about that.

Wait, you lost your body again ? What happened to it this time?
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

14-Jan-2019 12:12:54

Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
Corugi said :
Trewavas said :
Anyway, hope everyone had a good weekend besides that minor piece of hilarity. Does anybody have any lift music that needs composing while I'm here?


Well seeing as I am just a disembodied nose, some nose music would be nice.



That comic made me laugh so hard! I never thought about that.

Wait, you lost your body again ? What happened to it this time?


Yeah, I lost another one.



Those bastards in Eve keep blowing up my spaceship. When you get blown up you can escape in a pod. But then they blow that up too. My nose was the only thing to survive.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Jan-2019 22:08:32

Corugi

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That was beautiful Trewavas. If I had eyes I would shed a tear, but instead I will just shed a ball of snot.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Jan-2019 22:27:55 - Last edited on 14-Jan-2019 22:28:35 by Corugi

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :

Wait, you lost your body again ? What happened to it this time?


Yeah, I lost another one.



Those bastards in Eve keep blowing up my spaceship. When you get blown up you can escape in a pod. But then they blow that up too. My nose was the only thing to survive.


You could ask to be turned into a cyborg like General Grievous. He can survive the vacuum of space, and he mostly abandons ship the moment things go wrong, causing him to escape capture many times.
Also imagine having four arms that can work together like two arms with six fingers on each hand of which two are thumbs, each at one side of your hand.
You'd be good at lightsaber combat if you can locate some nice additions to your collection.

Juts be carefull of space monks that jump behind you to say "Hello there!", they tend to use "uncivilised" blasters to blow you up.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

16-Jan-2019 18:40:52

Corugi

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They = all the Pixies living inside my computer. Here, look, I snapped a pic of them.



Yes.

I type in a search for "space strategy game", and all these Pixies start furiously typing out replies. Indeed, such is their vigor in responding the inside of my computer gets all hot and sweaty. Unbearably so to the point where it becomes necessary to cull their numbers. A quick burst of fly spray through the cooling vents usually suffices.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

19-Jan-2019 21:37:35

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