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Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
Are we seriously going to close the shop? We haven't even sold anything...

Well, that was kind of the point, but still.


It's true, I have the market data right in front of me, we have been remarkably successful in achieving zero sales.

Tbh I think its just Fifi trying to be horrid as usual. Yes. I suggest we have her encased in concrete. In the form of a garden gnome. Only leaving her eyes uncovered. Pop her down in the back yard as a sort of creepy garden ornament. Yes. Along with all the others.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

10-Jan-2019 13:12:58 - Last edited on 10-Jan-2019 13:15:08 by Corugi

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
Are we seriously going to close the shop? We haven't even sold anything...

Well, that was kind of the point, but still.


It's true, I have the market data right in front of me, we have been remarkably successful in achieving zero sales.

Tbh I think its just Fifi trying to be horrid as usual. Yes. I suggest we have her encased in concrete. In the form of a garden gnome. Only leaving her eyes uncovered. Pop her down in the back yard as a sort of creepy garden ornament. Yes. Along with all the others.



What about freezing in carbonite? It makes for some nice wall decoration! At least Han Solo was in Jabba the Hutt's palace.

King Tumeken said :
The Revolution has begun. . .









You can not stop Ragnorak .


Meh. If Ragnorak wants a towel he won't be getting any!
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

10-Jan-2019 18:11:20

Kings Abbot

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Trewavas said :
Oh, I see new year, new head for our leader.


No head actually, and it has been like this from before New Year. Corugi still is able to post like he used to, so I think he's not really human. Perhaps that alien in the very beginning of the first Men in Black? That one had a human-like mechanical head on a stick.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

11-Jan-2019 12:14:51

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Well, it's no loss for the world, is it? All Biggus Corugus kept in his head was a supply of emergency towels anyway.

Maybe the RuneScape rule book ate his head?

12-Jan-2019 18:40:50 - Last edited on 12-Jan-2019 18:41:30 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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It made my eyes bleed, I understand your pain. Some people will never admit they are wrong, even when they are presented with the facts.

I remember similar with a friend at school - denying something. I popped an encyclopedia or two down in front of him (ah, the days of books), to which he replied that the statements contained on the relevant pages were 'just a misprint'. Takes all kinds, eh?

Anyway, hope everyone had a good weekend besides that minor piece of hilarity. Does anybody have any lift music that needs composing while I'm here?

13-Jan-2019 22:03:36

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
Anyway, hope everyone had a good weekend besides that minor piece of hilarity. Does anybody have any lift music that needs composing while I'm here?


Well seeing as I am just a disembodied nose, some nose music would be nice.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Jan-2019 07:20:27

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