Corugi
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Stoat King said :
Treemaid may not be evil in the regular sense.
Frankly, she doesn't have much grief in her.
But what she does have, as a midget born of horribly misguided genetic experimentation, is super-strength, an overwhelmingly powerful *** drive and the power to command willow trees.
She was raised by nuns who loved her as a daughter. A love that was immediately replaced by a furious anger and a ravening lust for violent revenge.
She is fond of boasting about her criminal record, which consists mostly of defiling places of worship and a few counts of outraging the public decency with a cat.
Her poetry makes dogs blush and goats puke.
Her very name is a euphemism for an act so vile sthat even the [redacted] have no word for it.
I think she deserves promotion to 'henchman' for her extraordinary achievements.
I couldn't agree more Stoat.
It shalleth be doneth.
Treemaid, the acceptable face of Grief.
Stoat, such words of high praise from an old friend have left me both honoured and humbled. That you should choose such a one as I to bestow them on is a wonder indeed and I can only hope to be able to return the honour one day…nay, I cannot even hope that, your eloquence is insurmountable.
To say thank you would be so completely insufficient I can barely bring myself to utter the words. But alas! They are all I have to offer!
Thank you dear friend.
And Corugi, though I have known you but briefly, my admiration and respect during that short time knows no bounds! And to be granted the honour of ‘Henchman’ by a leader of so worthy a clan…how can I express my feelings adequately? I am speechless. Please. Allow me to lick your boots. AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex!
Stoat King said :
Treemaid may not be evil in the regular sense.
Frankly, she doesn't have much grief in her.
But what she does have, as a midget born of horribly misguided genetic experimentation, is super-strength, an overwhelmingly powerful *** drive and the power to command willow trees.
She was raised by nuns who loved her as a daughter. A love that was immediately replaced by a furious anger and a ravening lust for violent revenge.
She is fond of boasting about her criminal record, which consists mostly of defiling places of worship and a few counts of outraging the public decency with a cat.
Her poetry makes dogs blush and goats puke.
Her very name is a euphemism for an act so vile sthat even the [redacted] have no word for it.
I think she deserves promotion to 'henchman' for her extraordinary achievements.
I couldn't agree more Stoat.
It shalleth be doneth.
Henchmen
Treemaid, the acceptable face of Grief.
Stoat, such words of high praise from an old friend have left me both honoured and humbled. That you should choose such a one as I to bestow them on is a wonder indeed and I can only hope to be able to return the honour one day…nay, I cannot even hope that, your eloquence is insurmountable.
To say thank you would be so completely insufficient I can barely bring myself to utter the words. But alas! They are all I have to offer!
Thank you dear friend.
And Corugi, though I have known you but briefly, my admiration and respect during that short time knows no bounds! And to be granted the honour of ‘Henchman’ by a leader of so worthy a clan…how can I express my feelings adequately? I am speechless. Please. Allow me to lick your boots. AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex!
29-Jun-2016 13:37:04 - Last edited on 29-Jun-2016 13:41:21 by Treemaid
