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Legionnaire

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Wut? Wut?

I'm not dirty. Slightly sleazy maybe but never outright dirty.

I'll have you know I wash my hands after each and every massacre of the innocents.

I don't wash my hands after each kill till my day is done. I feel wet and dry blood adds a whole new layer of crazy.....and causes much horror when they see blood on me...mmm... Time4Rants RIP Never Forget! 2010-2013, In Memory of Old Timer: ""I'm a doctor, not a spiritual medium!" RIP ;(
Shy Lego 2010-2011 RIP
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Lego x LD= Forbidden Love. Legita=Forbidden Love

26-May-2016 03:48:37

Corugi

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Comrades!

I have great news! I have been looking back over our clan's achievements. To date we have accomplished exactly NOTHING! Tears of pride come into my eyes! We are truly a remarkable and successful anti-clan. Let's keep this good lack of work up!

Lolza, while pleb tier clans run around trying to build up skilling plots, worry about getting people just to visit their dumb citadel, frantically try to recruit peasants who just end up leaving or becoming inactive, gnash their teeth over ranking systems, and get all frustrated with the stupid clan system designed by Jagex, we of clan GRIEF, dont do anything at all!

GLORY TO US!

But you know, one thing bothers me, how will we know if we are maintaining a great track record of doing nothing? We need to establish some sort of benchmark by which we can judge our further non-efforts.

Aha! But I have a cunning plan, one so cunning you could stick a tail on it and be utterly incorrect in calling it a hedgehog!

I shall go into the recruitment forums and entice people to join. If we can get a few people to join ( in whatever capacity, prophets, anti-members, undead, slaves, runaways, whatever ) then I will have made an effort. I will have done some actual work! AND THEN WE SHALL HAVE A BENCHMARK upon which to judge our further brilliant non-exertions of utterly slob-tier laziness!

Guthix is on our side! We can not fail to fail! Praise Guthix! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

27-May-2016 03:54:40

Jack Flac
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Wait a minute. Aren't we in the recruitment forums? Where exactly are you planning to post this. Or is this going to be another way for us to not do anything?

If it is, then go right ahead. Leader of The Enemy ||
The opposite of Justice is simply another Justice. What is Evil is subjective to each person.
YOU
are their evil

27-May-2016 04:22:39

Corugi

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Hey Jack!

Nah, never bothered trying to recruit actively before. I was focused on not being focused.

But here we go, here's the copy pasta I am using now in the "looking for a clan" forum. Feel free to plagiarize, twist, distort, sell or ignore it.

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We are clan GRIEF.

You wont find us on Runeclan or on any official RS site.

We are Runescape's one and only Anti-clan. We are the most exclusive, obscure, shadowy and mysterious clan ever known to Runescape

We don't do anything much, other than cause grief. Most of the time we are too lazy to even do that. But we break no rules, terms or conditions of Runescape.

We have no citadel, no skilling plots, no avas, no ranks, no rules. We utterly reject what clans usually do. We utterly reject Jagex's clan structure, so we have invented our own.

If you post on our clan thread you automatically become an anti-member. But we really dont care if you do or don't. You will either "get it" and understand who we are and why we exist, or you will not. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

27-May-2016 04:26:00 - Last edited on 27-May-2016 04:29:12 by Corugi

Legionnaire

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I think it's time we declare war on Krista!!! She challenged my sacred duty to as a War Chief to cause Grief and said I should "Play nice"!!! How dare she!!! Such blasphemy, I will march my troops right away to her!! Join me comrades, this happy "poster" must be shamed and for good!! She must understand the rights of the clan Grief!! The only Anti-Clan! Let's have some anti pride!!!! Time4Rants RIP Never Forget! 2010-2013, In Memory of Old Timer: ""I'm a doctor, not a spiritual medium!" RIP ;(
Shy Lego 2010-2011 RIP
,
Lego x LD= Forbidden Love. Legita=Forbidden Love

27-May-2016 22:04:03

Corugi

Corugi

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Legionnaire said :
I think it's time we declare war on Krista!!! She challenged my sacred duty to as a War Chief to cause Grief and said I should "Play nice"!!! How dare she!!! Such blasphemy, I will march my troops right away to her!! Join me comrades, this happy "poster" must be shamed and for good!! She must understand the rights of the clan Grief!! The only Anti-Clan! Let's have some anti pride!!!!

By the Gods!

That brazen hussy! What sort of crazy talk of "playing nice" is this?

BLASPHEMY!

WAR ON KRISTA IT IS THEN! WE MARCH! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

27-May-2016 22:08:32

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