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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Calm down, no need for frenzy.

I have sorted Krista out. Yes, me. Valiant little FiFi all alone and unaided took on the beast that is Krista and sent her howling back into the darkness.

How? !! I hear you say. Well easy - through the application of
GRIEF
of course.

I bent all her paperclips out straight and tucked them back in the box.



No need to thank me. Just send lots of geepees.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

28-May-2016 09:23:56

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Btw, I think the idea of benchmarking our laziness and lack of success is a fine idea 'rugi.
You have set the mark high and it'll be a struggle to surpass the level of doing absolutely naff all but you can rest assured that I, as a dis loyal clannie, will do absolutely nothing to keep up my record of utter slovenliness.

I'm heartened by the fact that so many of our non-members have failed to post since initially stumbling in here by accident - it shows we're attracting a high calibre of recruit.

Maybe we should instigate a "Recruit of the Month" prize for the most worthy. Like, a random person who's never even posted here should be rewarded for their supreme feat of never having heard of us. I'm sure the lure of a free bronze helm would tempt them.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

28-May-2016 09:32:44

Stoat King

Stoat King

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If I read your post correctly Fifi, then we need a scapegoat and quick.
I have already sharpened my pitchfork.

This is not a time for calm, reasoned discussion.
It's a time for angry finger pointing and outrageous, slanderous accusations.

I would ask who it was that dared blaspheme, but I already know who to blame.
Anything resembling 'facts' would only dull my laser-like focus and the heat-of-a-billion suns rage.

The word-mongling scum must be silenced!
The fish from olive waters shall find their voices!
Let the sinister hell of hatred begin.
To arms, Griefers!

28-May-2016 15:46:42 - Last edited on 28-May-2016 15:47:30 by Stoat King

Stoat King

Stoat King

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Fellow Griefers, hear me.
I have had an epiphany.

Why do we grief?
What is the hidden force that makes us strong, keeps us united?
The secret ingredient is love dammit.

Guthix is the god of balance, of harmony. The incorruptible symbol.
That is why we must turn to positive griefing. To benevolent evil.

The positive griefing we perpetrate is merely an expression of harmony.
The do-gooders need us. They leave a grief-shaped hole in the fabric of reality.
Grief sounds bad. But ugly minds see ugly things. It is the natural order.
With no rule-breakers there would no mods. And that would be a tragedy beyond words.

The above post was numbered 174. That's my lucky number.
But it's what comes after that matters. This post, 175.

In Pere Goriot, the famous quote has Rastignac standing in Pere Lachaise cemetery, brandishing his fist at the lights of Paris below. 'We shall fight this out, you and I!'.
Less well known is the next (and last) line, 'and then he returned to dine with Madame de Nucingen'

Let us embrace positive griefing like a rat up a pipe.
Our benevolent evil may be frowned on, but it is a necessary evil.
We are the only thing that stands between the busybodies and the evil evil.

28-May-2016 22:20:07 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2016 21:04:53 by Stoat King

Corugi

Corugi

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*swoons in admiration at Stoat's speech*

Well said Sir!

By the way, I have been having a fine time griefing at livid farm.

I couldn't keep up with the various livid farm fc hops, couldn't load fast enough for their sequence of worlds.

( In case ya don't know, world hopping is the only sane way to do livid farm ).

So anyway I eventually figured out my own, albeit slower, sequence of world hops. It so happened that these would occasionally coincide with the fc world hoppers. So every time that happened I would call out the wrong world to the crowd.

The tears began to flow.

"STFU CORUGI!" "IGNORE HIM!" "WHICH WORLD?" "OMG STUPID!" "THATS THE WRONG WORLD!" "WTF ISNT 10 NEXT????" "LIAR!"


I believe I have done us proud. Praise Guthix!

PS. My world hops are, upon world 4 making produce, 4-9-10-5-60-134 and repeat. Take some gold bars to diss while waiting. Doing anything but produce is a costly waste.

PSS. Regarding the above hop sequence, yes, I could be lying, just to grief you.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

29-May-2016 11:41:28

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Stoat King said :


This is not a time for calm, reasoned discussion.
It's a time for angry finger pointing and outrageous, slanderous accusations.



I like the cut of your jib, young fellow, and agree wholeheartedly.

It was Corugi *points finger*

He perpetrated the biggest and most outstanding
GRIEF
of all time. He reported his own clan as being toxic and inappropriate.

What a guy.



(Now how's that for a bit of back-stabbing slanderous, porky-pie-ing eh? Pretty good, even though I do say so myself. I think I deserve a reward for my inventiveness.)
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

29-May-2016 14:06:35 - Last edited on 29-May-2016 14:08:06 by FiFi LaFeles

Legionnaire

Legionnaire

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I volunteer AmazonKaty as our scapegoat. She's not grief enough Time4Rants RIP Never Forget! 2010-2013, In Memory of Old Timer: ""I'm a doctor, not a spiritual medium!" RIP ;(
Shy Lego 2010-2011 RIP
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Lego x LD= Forbidden Love. Legita=Forbidden Love

30-May-2016 03:07:23

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