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MDove

MDove

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Okay...gotta tell someone & attempt not to break any rules...
Got spooked last week, blowing glass in Priff...
Guy next to me, blowing glass...no one around...
He: Do you like Puppies?
Me: Of course, yes...
He: Puppies are unpure...(notice not "impure&quot ;)
Whereabout, I nervously scrambled for the Report Button....
Report Screen came up blocking most of what he said next, except for:
He: *DIETY* *DIETY*
Scrambling to find what to Report...clicked Disrupt Behavior...
Screen closed..
He: Do you submit?
Sheesh, lol...was outta there like the Roadrunner would be proud of!
Jeeze, even in Runescape, huh? Never seen that one.

The Moon has definitely gone into "Weird."

05-May-2017 20:49:26 - Last edited on 05-May-2017 20:57:25 by MDove

Corugi

Corugi

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Chief Elf said :
Please sign me up!

You have joined at exactly the right time Chief Elf!

We are just about to enforce disciplinary action on two of our anti-members who had the BRAZEN HUSSY AUDACITY to change their names without our permission! Fifi has some matches, I have lots of firewood.

Now, lets see, who were these miscreants? Ummm. Dammit! That's why I dont like name changes, make it difficult to remember who to set on fire. Okay, well then, I will just pick a couple of clannies at random. Even if completely innocent then they deserve to be burnt for being completely innocent.

Right. Legionnaire and Twillow. Into the fires you go!

MAY GUTHIX HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOULS!




Hmm. It seems as though we are experiencing technical difficulties here. Please stand by. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

05-May-2017 20:59:06

Corugi

Corugi

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MDove said :
Okay...gotta tell someone & attempt not to break any rules...
Got spooked last week, blowing glass in Priff...
Guy next to me, blowing glass...no one around...
He: Do you like Puppies?
Me: Of course, yes...
He: Puppies are unpure...(notice not "impure&quot ;)
Whereabout, I nervously scrambled for the Report Button....
Report Screen came up blocking most of what he said next, except for:
He: *DIETY* *DIETY*
Scrambling to find what to Report...clicked Disrupt Behavior...
Screen closed..
He: Do you submit?
Sheesh, lol...was outta there like the Roadrunner would be proud of!
Jeeze, even in Runescape, huh? Never seen that one.

The Moon has definitely gone into "Weird."

MDove. What are you doing up at this time? You should be in bed.

Anyway, this weirdo with the unpure puppies, you did try to recruit him, didn't you? We need people of caliber. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

05-May-2017 21:05:41

MDove

MDove

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Mary here, Chief..(Whelp, ya dona think I could lose that do ya?--would 'ave to set myself on fire..uh huh, dontcha know, yep)....but-but, Chief!
I ran, while screaming....."O n l y toooooo C O R U G I !

Legionnaire & Twillow...yes! (Whew...)

05-May-2017 22:41:27 - Last edited on 05-May-2017 22:52:30 by MDove

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Ahhh Mary, yes, you should have recruited him. He sounded like a complete raving looney. Would have felt right at home here.

Not sure about this burning of an FMod. We haven't got that many in our ranks. I think we should set our sights higher and aim for a JMod. Given that there's only one ever posted here it'll have to be .... you know who !!!!

Except instead of a boring old ritual sacrifice, how about a kidnap & ransom?

Several sets of partyhats each or the JMods gets it, type of thing. Dang! We could be the richest AntiClan in Runescape if we play it right.

We'll be walking around like Kings and Queens with poor plebs clamouring to join and other regular (aka dreary) Clans folding like decks of cards because of their members flocking to our Vex (if we had one) all wanting to be part of the audacious outfit that is Grief.

Ahhhhh, the wealth .... the adoration ...... can't you just smell it? (or is that Elf? .... Jeez when's the last time you changed your socks eh?)
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

06-May-2017 10:20:20

Corugi

Corugi

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Chief Elf said :
Fifi,

I'm an elf. We either wear elven boots, or we go barefoot. What you are smelling - is the sweet, alluring, scent of nature stuck between my toes.

You really shouldn't have told her that....

NO! FIFI NO! STOP LICKING HIS TOES! STOP! NOOOOOOO! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

07-May-2017 04:13:36

Corugi

Corugi

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Toe jam.

Immediately the song "Come Together" pops into my horrid little pking head.

He wear no shoeshine
He got
toe jam
football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is
You got to be free
Come together, right now
Over me

Beatles. John Lennon. Just fab.

So, anyway, I am sure you are all in admiration of my brilliant pking thread over there in General. Personally I think I am doing a great job of impersonating a reasonable person.

Note: That last sentence contained two derivatives of "person" I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-May-2017 07:47:35

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