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Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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0815 said :
Too late I already started my Spanish Inquisition, click me .

I have delivered you message to the indigenious in hope that they will decipher it. I am too plagued by malaria atm.

I think you better turn back because you are going where no man has gone before! There are no Spanish forums around here, only Portuguese! You either discovered a previously unknown language forum or just mistook the Portuguese forums as Spanish, just like Columbus mistook America for India...

...unless the rumours were true!
What I'm going to tell you has been kept secret for years and only a handful of people have ever known, and most have ended up dead or missing. I'm even risking my own life by telling you, trying to save you, because you need to know how dangerous the Spanish forums could be. I heard this all from a player before he was wrongfully accused of botting and had his account destroyed. This is what he told me:

"They're no myth, whatever Jagex has told you! They are the ones that actually control jagex, and they came up with Solomon's Store, the Squeel of Fortune, Treasure Hunter and Bonds. They are the ones who control the markets and cause bugs in the game by trying to stay hidden and covering up their traces. To prevent other from knowing, they have fed all the people who fouund out to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a fearsome beast they have received from aliens via the Illuminati! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

06-May-2018 14:43:19 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 14:53:49 by Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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"I was able to escape from one of their secret meetings I accidentally stumbled upon on Fossil Island when I was training my newly found Sailing skill (it's been around since the beginning of time, but THEY have kept it secret). They were chasing me once they saw me, but I was able to hide under some dead bodies from less fortunate players and even fooled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal by covering myself in the poo of the dead players when they shat their pants upon seeing the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal before it devoured parts of them.

"Luckily there was another player sailing by and mistook the guy for me, took him out and thougth they had eliminated the right guy. I sneaked out of there during the night (they have the power to change day into night and vice versa, but they have kept most of our parts of Gielinor in daytime for years now), but I can't be sure if they noticed me or not.

"Wait, do you hear that? Quick, go! They're onto me! Tell nobody unless it's really necessary and you have the power to stop the Spanish Community and delete their forums! Go!"

I ran away, thinking I randomly encountered a mad man, but his story has been bugging me ever since. Leave there as fast as you can, before it's too late! Quick!

Did you hear something? I think I heard something... Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

06-May-2018 14:53:40

0815

0815

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Kings Abbot said :
I ran away, thinking I randomly encountered a mad man, but his story has been bugging me ever since. Leave there as fast as you can, before it's too late! Quick!



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