Stoat King
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Just found a sub-reddit that might appeal to my fellow griefers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyadvice
Rather a misnomer - its not about the advice or the answers, its about the exceptionally stupid questions.
It appeals to my base, low level sense of toilet humour. Nice find Stoaty. Indeed it motivates me to try reddit once again.
BUT THIS TIME AS A DICTATORSHIP! Screw democracy! The masses can have that.
Now, with respect to that I discovered something... I did a search for runescape after I fried the motherboard on my old laptop and had to settle for this archaic piece of space junk that fell to earth. There is in fact another runescape reddit, one devoted to merching. Those capitalistic scum.
Now it occurs to me that to be remotely successful a reddit has to have the relevant name in it so it shows up on search engines, something complainscape did not have.
So bearing in mind it must be one continuous name, no gaps, fire away.
Runescapes?
Runescaped?
Runescapey?
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
If you explain what that means I will offer you Treemaid's bank, once I have manged to lure her into da wildee.
In fact, seeing as you have obviously read Douglas Adams, I will also offer you the left foot of Cuvb, once the anesthetic has worn off.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
This is very inconvenient you know. I'm well on the way to completing my plans for the
'
Corugi
Brian got eaten by a drop bear so I'm taking over heh heh heh' party. How very inconsiderate of you to return from whatever sleazy Motel you've been squatting in.
If you explain what that means I will offer you Treemaid's bank, once I have manged to lure her into da wildee.
In fact, seeing as you have obviously read Douglas Adams, I will also offer you the left foot of Cuvb, once the anesthetic has worn off.
You noticed me
senpai
Corugi! (What in the name of the Maker just happened?)
tToDPtW is just the shortening of 'the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise'.
What about 'high ground' as a new name? It caused Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader quite some grief; he lost his remaining arm and both legs and got roasted very severly due to his master having it, and had to live in a suit to stay alive for the following +20 years.
With such a name, you will have the high ground over all the clans, and hopefully you can dismember them all!
Vogons caused quite some grief as well by destructing the Earth to make way for a hyperspace by-pass just before the infinite improbability drive was created which would have made hyperspace (and Earth's destruction) completely unnecessary, that's another option for a name.
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
We need a name that is totally not highfalutin, or we'll sound just as lame as a proper Clan.
Something low-brow - like 'Slime' - would be good but we'd probably be told it was too unpleasant and might scare the children so can't have it.
How about 'Misery'? I think that sounds quite fun and attractive.
FiFi LaFeles
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Vogons ... sounds like some kind of suppository.
We need a name that is totally not highfalutin, or we'll sound just as lame as a proper Clan.
Something low-brow - like 'Slime' - would be good but we'd probably be told it was too unpleasant and might scare the children so can't have it.
How about 'Misery'? I think that sounds quite fun and attractive.
Very inspiration Feefs. I like Misery.... BUT WAIT!
You are giving me ideas! What about...
DYSENTERY!
or...
HERPES!
I feel I am on a roll now.
FACIAL ECZEMA! LEPERS! NECROTIZING FASCIILTIS! BOT FLIES!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.