^ Reposting a joke is so boring, you better reposted it in the boring conference!
Kings Eastwood in
THE
GLOOP
, THE
BWIAN
, and THE
WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
Q: What did the elephant say when the crocodile bit off its nose?
A: "Whatcha go and do that for?"
Okay, you have to picture the elephant standing there (on its hind legs like a human) with a front foot held up to the place its nose used to be and talking in a nasally voice.
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