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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a computer ?

A: A 2 ton know it all.
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27-Feb-2018 11:02:51

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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06-Mar-2018 18:19:22

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don’t sink in the sand.


Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: They’re looking for the elephants that forgot to wear their sandals.
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09-Mar-2018 11:50:23

Rooh
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Q: What did Napoleon Bonaparte say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A:“Voila! Les Elephantes!”


Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Napoleon Bonaparte?

A: Nothing, they don’t speak French.
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

12-Mar-2018 15:06:56 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2018 15:07:34 by Rooh

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