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Rooh
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

23-Oct-2017 09:59:03 - Last edited on 25-Oct-2017 11:57:50 by Rooh

Dong U Dead

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Why does an elephant have round flat feet?
So that it can walk across lily pads.


What is black and white and red all over?
An elephant dressed as a nun suffering from sunburn.


How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
There's an empty Mini parked outside.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

26-Oct-2017 16:01:30 - Last edited on 26-Oct-2017 16:03:59 by Dong U Dead

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I like elephant jokes in stead of knock knock jokes? :P
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27-Oct-2017 22:05:52

Dong U Dead

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!


Why did the elephant paint the bottom of his feet yellow?
So he could hide upside down in custard.


Did you ever find an elephant in custard?
No.
It must work then.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

27-Oct-2017 22:28:08

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