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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How is an elephant like an apricot?
A: They are both gray. Well, except the apricot.
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01-Nov-2017 16:04:40

Dong U Dead

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Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: Their color.


Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.


Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

01-Nov-2017 16:17:08

Dadizar
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Hepatitis_B said :
Good god, I'm surprised this thread is still going
That was not a very good elephant joke. :(

This is how it is done:

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
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04-Nov-2017 12:15:57 - Last edited on 04-Nov-2017 12:19:21 by Dadizar

J u r e c
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Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: It's shadow!

Q: What is an elephants favorite film?
A: Elephantasia

Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: You look elephantastic!

Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?
A: Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

12-Nov-2017 16:05:50

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