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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires.


Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.
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24-Nov-2017 09:29:34

Cherry Waves

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I was gonna post a joke, but decided against it as it's kinda irrelephant
Boop!
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15-Dec-2017 21:27:35

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

A: Lost!





Q: What do elephants sing at Christmas?

A: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...



Q: Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

A: Elephanta Claus!




And a joke in a picture...

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25-Dec-2017 12:18:45 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2017 12:47:32 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.



Q. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A. It was stapled to the first elephant.



Q. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure.



Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. It thought it was an elephant.
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30-Dec-2017 12:53:45

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