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Dadizar
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Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!
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10-Oct-2017 19:40:26

Dadizar
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Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A: The elephantom of the opera!
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11-Oct-2017 11:45:16

Dadizar
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Q: What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?

A: The tusk fairy!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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11-Oct-2017 16:41:35

Dadizar
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Q: What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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11-Oct-2017 23:42:36

Dadizar
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Here is an elephant joke Volkisch might enjoy...

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: “Sir”.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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13-Oct-2017 12:08:56

Dadizar
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I have to retell a couple elephant jokes to get the series right.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.

Q: How do you know there is an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: Look for footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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13-Oct-2017 20:09:09

Byzantinist

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Why did elephants get used in the siege of Sparta? To try to match and crush their gigantic balls; the Spartans fought with 2000 against 27000 men and 24 elephants, but won. Despite their overwhelming numerical superiority, those poor enemies weren't so elephantastic after all. Sometimes one must operate within the
shadows
to serve the
light
. For a man makes no noise over a good deed, but passes on to another as a vine to bear fruits again in season, in order that the world may ever be new.

15-Oct-2017 21:06:55

Orcrist9
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Most of the ones I found were kind of dirty, but I did find this one amusing:

Q: Why did the Elephants start a stampede?
A: Because they wanted to be herd (heard).
Here, I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret!

17-Oct-2017 11:33:38

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