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Dadizar
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Archaeox said :
Q: Why do elephants paint their soles yellow?
A: So you don't see them when they hide upside down in the butter.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in the butter?
A: No, of course not.

Proves it works, then!
Awesome!!!!! :| :) ^_^ :D :O
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07-Oct-2017 14:40:58

Dadizar
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Q: Why don't elephants wear army boots?
A: Because their ballet slippers are far more comfortable.
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07-Oct-2017 14:57:50 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 14:58:21 by Dadizar

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Q: What's red and white on the outside and gray on the inside?
A: A can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
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07-Oct-2017 15:43:01

Dadizar
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Twillow said :
Why did the elephants start a stampede?

Because they wanted to be herd.
Insightful. ;)

Q: Why does an elephant have round flat feet?
A: So that it can walk across lily pads
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07-Oct-2017 18:03:24

Dadizar
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Q: What is the size of an elephant but doesn't weigh a thing?
A: Its shadow.
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07-Oct-2017 19:29:35

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