Oct 2005 Dadizar Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Archaeox said : Q: Why do elephants paint their soles yellow? A: So you don't see them when they hide upside down in the butter. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in the butter? A: No, of course not. Proves it works, then! Awesome!!!!! §¤* What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia »¤§ 07-Oct-2017 14:40:58
Oct 2005 Dadizar Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Q: Why don't elephants wear army boots? A: Because their ballet slippers are far more comfortable. §¤* What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia »¤§ 07-Oct-2017 14:57:50 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 14:58:21 by Dadizar
Dong U Dead Posts: 29,016 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Why is an egg not like an elephant? If you do not know, I would not want to send you to get the eggs. What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious! 07-Oct-2017 15:36:20
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Q. Why are elephants wrinkly? A. Have you ever tried ironing one? ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 07-Oct-2017 15:36:45
Oct 2005 Dadizar Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Q: What's red and white on the outside and gray on the inside? A: A can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup. §¤* What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia »¤§ 07-Oct-2017 15:43:01
Aug 2005 Twillow Forum Moderator Posts: 49,241 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Why did the elephants start a stampede? Because they wanted to be herd. like a chica cherry cola @Twillow_RS|| #teamblue|| #Purple4life 07-Oct-2017 15:45:43
Oct 2005 Dadizar Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Twillow said : Why did the elephants start a stampede? Because they wanted to be herd. Insightful. Q: Why does an elephant have round flat feet? A: So that it can walk across lily pads §¤* What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia »¤§ 07-Oct-2017 18:03:24
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Q. What's greasy and found between elephants' toenails? A. Slow poachers ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 07-Oct-2017 18:55:14
PeanutBut ol Posts: 1,089 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Is that a trunk in ur pants or are u just happy to see me? 07-Oct-2017 19:21:13
Oct 2005 Dadizar Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Q: What is the size of an elephant but doesn't weigh a thing? A: Its shadow. §¤* What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia »¤§ 07-Oct-2017 19:29:35