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Dadizar
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When I was a mere whipper-snapper, I remember going to the library and bringing home a book of elephant jokes. I sure do miss them. Does anyone have any elephant joke to share?

I will start off with two. The first is a classic from the vaudeville era which I did not get for a long time as a child...

Q: How do you get down off of an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a goose. :) ^_^ :D :O


The second has always be a personal favorite...

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: Look for footprints in the butter. ;)




I sure hope other people have elephant jokes to share, I really enjoy them.
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07-Oct-2017 14:20:48 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 14:58:53 by Dadizar

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Jaesh said :
I honestly don't get either one. Is this British humor? Can you explain goose and butter? down = feathers from a goose, like the pillows
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07-Oct-2017 14:29:40

Dadizar
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Jaesh said :
I honestly don't get either one. Is this British humor? Can you explain goose and butter? In the first joke the question uses the verb, down, giving the impression you are on the back of an elephant, and want to know how to get off of the elephant. The answer uses the noun down, the smaller soft feathers from geese used to stuff pillows, winter jackets, and high quality, extremely warm sleeping bags.

The second joke is just silly absurdity. An elephant would not fit in any refrigerator I have even seen, and elephant footprints in butter? Seriously?
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07-Oct-2017 14:30:03

Archaeox
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Q. How do you get two elephants in a small car?
A. One in the back, one in the front.

Q. How do you get two whales in a small car?
A. Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
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07-Oct-2017 14:31:31

UncleAdolfo

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It's technically a goose joke since the word elephant could be substituted for anything. We need a separate thread for geese jokes to keep this one on topic.
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07-Oct-2017 14:31:40

Dadizar
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?

A: Nothing. He did not recognize them. They were wearing sunglasses. :P
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07-Oct-2017 14:33:54 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 14:59:12 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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UncleAdolfo said :
It's technically a goose joke since the word elephant could be substituted for anything. We need a separate thread for geese jokes to keep this one on topic. No so, the joke is often told with a duck replacing the goose. I prefer the goose version because geese have better down. :P
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07-Oct-2017 14:35:04

Archaeox
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Q: Why do elephants paint their soles yellow?
A: So you don't see them when they hide upside down in the butter.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in the butter?
A: No, of course not.

Proves it works, then!
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07-Oct-2017 14:38:13 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 14:39:30 by Archaeox

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