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Wht is the best way to get something from under the elephant?

Wait for it to go away

Why did the elephant cross the road?

It was the chickens day off.

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

07-Oct-2017 20:04:46 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 20:14:38 by Dong U Dead

07-Oct-2017 20:10:40 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2017 20:19:36 by Dong U Dead

Sorry I didn't realize what i had done - using imgur instead of spoiler

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

07-Oct-2017 20:21:53

Dadizar said :
When I was a mere whipper-snapper, I remember going to the library and bringing home a book of elephant jokes. I sure do miss them. Does anyone have any elephant joke to share?

I will start off with two. The first is a classic from the vaudeville era which I did not get for a long time as a child...

Q: How do you get down off of an elephant?

A: You don't, you get down off a goose.

The second has always be a personal favorite...

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A: Look for footprints in the butter.

I sure hope other people have elephant jokes to share, I really enjoy them.

Those are horrible jokes.

08-Oct-2017 14:32:47

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08-Oct-2017 14:51:00

What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts can't talk

How do you get two elephants in a pick up truck?

One in the cab, one in the back

How do you get two mice into a pic up truck?

You can't.... It's full of elephants

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

08-Oct-2017 16:06:35