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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?

A: An elephant. I lied about the green part.
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06-Jan-2018 11:34:56

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Great big holes all over Australia.
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07-Jan-2018 11:46:37

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?

A: Deadant, Deadant, Deadant! (sung to Pink Panther tune).



Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a live ant on the road?

A: He stomped on it and then said ‘Deadant, Deadant, Deadant!’.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Jan-2018 12:07:26

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