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Dadizar
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Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug?

A: None, the elephants are in there!
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24-Dec-2018 11:25:22

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?

Elephanta Claus!




What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?

Crisp Kringle!




An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??

Santa! The other two don't exist!
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25-Dec-2018 10:24:32 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2018 10:44:00 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers?

A: Because they have 2 left feet.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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27-Dec-2018 09:46:14

Dadizar
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Q: How do you know if an elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?

A: By the smell of peanuts on their breath.
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29-Dec-2018 11:46:18

Dadizar
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Q: What is the elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?

A: TUSKan Raiders.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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30-Dec-2018 21:48:44

Dadizar
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Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?

A. An elephant quarterback.
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