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02-Jan-2019 11:22:34

Dadizar
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Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?

A. A school bus full of elephants!
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03-Jan-2019 09:01:34

Tranq
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Never RIP,

Keep the jokes appropriate. Those were neither funny nor appropriate for the forums.
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03-Jan-2019 13:31:34

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?

A: So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
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04-Jan-2019 21:00:15

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?

A. A dogophant.
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06-Jan-2019 01:04:52

Dadizar
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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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07-Jan-2019 09:23:43 - Last edited on 07-Jan-2019 09:24:17 by Dadizar

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07-Jan-2019 10:25:24

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@Never RIP

You have been asked and better asked to comply with the Forum Rules over the alst few weeks. Since you keep ignoring all advice to behave I've had no choice but to remove you from the forums until such time Jagex review your recent actions.

Post above was supposed to be a joke. It was neither funny or needed. It was removed.
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07-Jan-2019 13:08:42

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?

A: An elephant that's dressed up in a banana peel.
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08-Jan-2019 20:59:02

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