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Dadizar
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Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

A: You get very lumpy ice cream!
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11-Feb-2021 11:37:49

Bel Tiamat
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Megycal said :
I'd love to add a joke to this thread but I think you must have got them all already. Lol.

Tell a joke. He's writing a book. Maybe he will put ur joke in it. Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
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11-Feb-2021 13:24:19

Bel Tiamat
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Megycal said :
I don't know any new elephant jokes

All ya gotta do is think of one. Its easy. Like this....

Why did the elephant cross the road?

cos there was a cute elephant on the other side.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

11-Feb-2021 23:49:41

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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It is getting harder to find new elephant jokes...


Q: How do we know elephants wiser than chickens?

A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephants?!
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12-Feb-2021 13:18:48

Dadizar
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Q: Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?

A: He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!
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12-Feb-2021 16:41:07

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