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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants do well in school?

A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!
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14-Feb-2021 16:55:09

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Where would you find an elephant?

A: You don’t have to find them, they re too big to lose.
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16-Feb-2021 15:29:27

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?

A: Get a tame one and annoy it!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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18-Feb-2021 12:32:48 - Last edited on 18-Feb-2021 12:33:12 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

A: On television!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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19-Feb-2021 10:52:50

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

A: Because of all the cheetahs!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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22-Feb-2021 15:53:22

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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25-Feb-2021 16:31:53

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

A: Annette!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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27-Feb-2021 10:46:37

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